Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for March 09, 2023

“‘Horror’? Compared to life around Ed, this is comedy gold!”

Both these women are supposed to be blondes, right? Has that been rebooted now?

So, after getting to appear in the strip that bears his name for a whole three-day stretch, Crankshaft is sent off to bed while his granddaughter-in-law Hannah takes over the familial task of making with lame wordplay? Today’s “joke” is one the Groovie Goolies would have rejected. Also, shouldn’t she and Max be watching old horror films downtown at the Valentine? You know, the revival movie theater that Hollywood star Masonne Jarre is PAYING them to run for him?

Is that part of the Bean’s End streaming service?

I think there should be a “crappy pun contest” held between Crankshaft and FBoFW.

Wow, this strip sure makes you angry.

and in color

You couldn’t pay me to subscribe to a screaming service.

You mean… it isn’t Svengoolie?

Svengoolie. Saturday night. MeTV

…………Ouch……….!

It’s not at all creepy that Max’s wife looks EXACTLY like his sister. Nope.

Never got into the horror genre, if I want to scare myself, I ride my motorcycle downtown.

SCREAM – AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha! XD I love old horror movies!