Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 04, 2023

One time I was two months old.

Well, you might be sorry you didn’t give us the dirt on it if you get to a field that defies grassification.

You’ll need a little help and we won’t be rooting for you.

Hoe hoe hoe.

That property sure went to seed!

The grass is classified.

oh, sod off.

He reminds me of Lisa Douglas…

♫♪

New York is where I’d rather stay.

I get allergic smelling hay.

I just adore a penthouse view.

Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue.

♪♫

“And … Oh …” “You’re welcome.”

It’s crop secret.

You have nothing to grain by hiding that information.

Cornsider growing soybeans.

1) Amazing grass, how sweet the sound… when it rustles in the wind. (But hope that it doesn’t rustle cattle.)

2) Amazing grass, how sweet the ground… that saved a vetch for me.

The grass from Cardinal stadium in AZ, of course.

“It’s grassified and that’s that! I simply can’t say any mower.”

if he divulges that info his a$$ will be grass…