Close to Home by John McPherson for March 12, 2023

that might knock them rightoff their chairs!

…conveniently located right next door to the PTSD Research Center.

“CAN YOU HEAR ME NOOOWWWWW??”

Looks like a blast

AirChime horn. Developed during the 1930’s by Robert Eugene Swanson on a ranch outside of Nanaimo, BC. He called it his “horn farm.”

FFFEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAMMMM

I think I’d rather just hiccup.

Cleanup in isle one

They’re also the cardiac arrest research center.

The Vuvuzela didn’t work?

Where’s the ladder? I mean you absolutely have to have a ladder!

When that giant air horn goes off, how are you gonna peel them off the ceiling without a ladder?

Not to worry, there’s a hearing aid center right next door.

Did they (even) try something with less decibels first?

And in 3,2,1…..

Aaaaackk!

Hey, Bleeb! You may have some interesting observational opportunities right after the T-80 goes off!

No hiccups also no hearing!

Pop goes the………………..hic?

Try drinking a bottle of scotch in 30 minutes. No it won’t cure the hiccups, but you won’t care.

“Hiccup Research Center” – they’re trying to make them incurable again!

Hope you have a lot of toilet paper handy. You’re gonna need it.

Come again?

Bleeb! Where are your ear protectors? Or would it be antennna protectors? :)

Hearing Decibelity.

I know don’t about the hiccups, but they’ll need a change of underwear.

Get out the rolls of TP…

Ah. Group therapy.

Be a good way to test adult diapers too…

Cover your ears Bleeb. I’m assuming you have ears.☺️

The ear protectors are too much of a tell …

I used to keep one of those handy for scam callers.