Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 01, 2023

Today My handle in Vegas is potatoad chipping.

Lady always ban the bubble tea can.

Get off the throne when banning the splash zone.

It is simply mortifying to have that happen to you.

You can’t let them get away with this!

…even the Bible has things under ‘The Ban’…

…okay…

…it meant to kill everything & everyone…

…except the virgins…

…had to keep those…

…what’s so good about bubble tea anywho?…

…I don’t want candy in my tea or clouds in my coffee…

…I like the writing and the scribble…

…is it the dress that’s nice or how she is wearing it?…

…splash zone…

…something Chuck E. Cheese doesn’t have…

So THAT’s what they renamed Splash Mountain, to eradicate Uncle Remus, who maintained his humanity and ability to interact in a healthy and safe manner with children, in spite of the conditions of his existence. ( so barbaric )

regular translator must be on vacation

It’s all because she was serving her bubble tea on bird coasters without her merkin!

Aaaak‼️

Now look what you’ve done! I got Bubble tea stains all over my new jumper….

Mama told me there’d be days like this…

Well, it is true that you don’t want to moisten paper dolls too much. Or at all, really.

Get oolong little scribble … “X” them all …!

( then what? )

Tapioca tap dance.

Our younger granddaughter is a boba conoisseur, or is that “euse.”

Just to be clear on the subject, demons do not want to possess humans. Humans want to possess power. Whole different thing. When you are exorcising a demon from a Frog Applause reader, you should always remember that they will not willingly let go of their demons, whom they have accepted and learn to live with.

As well she should be! With that spot-spangled LBD (Little Black Dress), she is clearly a freaky floozy, who would no doubt sue at the first splash of hot tea: yellow scribble marks the target zone! Ban on!