I had a hard time believing Hawthorne didn’t have a ready list of wants but then I realized that list would have been made with the expectation of fulfillment by means of ill-gotten gains. Genie just fell into his lap and he has no idea what to do with honestly-gotten resources. Poor Hawthorne!
How about the Lord’s payer. You could get to the “Your will be done” part before your three wishes were used up; and if you wished them slowly, you might not need to use the last two.
Ratkin over 1 year ago
Wish to clean? That’s wishy washy.
SHIVA over 1 year ago
Hawthorne needs a dip in very hot water!!!
Zeno2099 over 1 year ago
Here is something of interest regarding cleaning the oceans from plastic:
https://theoceancleanup.com/
figuratively speaking over 1 year ago
I had a hard time believing Hawthorne didn’t have a ready list of wants but then I realized that list would have been made with the expectation of fulfillment by means of ill-gotten gains. Genie just fell into his lap and he has no idea what to do with honestly-gotten resources. Poor Hawthorne!
akiprev04 over 1 year ago
The problem with Hawthorn is that if he wished to be the richest crab in the world that would be futile. No crab in the world has anything.
monya_43 over 1 year ago
We all know that whatever Hawthorn wishes for, it will backfire.
oakie817 over 1 year ago
i agree
Geophyzz over 1 year ago
How about the Lord’s payer. You could get to the “Your will be done” part before your three wishes were used up; and if you wished them slowly, you might not need to use the last two.
spamjtam over 1 year ago
the suspense is killing me I can’t wait for the conclusion of this arc
CaveCat87 over 1 year ago
If the Genie hears Hawthorne make that wish, odds are that he’s gonna grant the opposite of that and actually grant FIllmore’s wish instead.
darcyandsimon over 1 year ago
Nope.None of the above. He’s gonna waste ‘em all!
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Hawthorne is upset with all the oil companies, except Shell.
eb110americana over 1 year ago
It would be a great wish, but I don’t think Hawthorne will risk it. He knows he’s a dirty politician, and he just might get taken out with the trash!
j.l.farmer over 1 year ago
I’m with Fillmore!!!!
WentHulk over 1 year ago
Filmore you should know better than to say such things to Hawthorne.
Sanspareil over 1 year ago
Second wish is to have the genie grant a wish to anybody that he loves!
Third wish is that the the genie can choose to get out of the cycle of living in the lamp and do whatever he wants to!
ilikai over 1 year ago
If I had a dying wish, that would be it.
ToneeRhianRose about 1 year ago
Do you honestly expect Hawthorne to do something altruistic?