“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the w̶o̶m̶e̶n̶frog.”
“Hmm, maybe there’ll be the sex, just not frog sex.”
she probably tastes like chicken.
Most mammals aren’t all that turned on by amplexus.
Since the church won’t recognize your marriage to a frog, you’ll be free to marry a human as well.
The offer is even less tempting when you realize that the ‘vast realms and armies’ are strictly batrachian.
Oral is still an option….
Seems he has already been licking the frog(s), now he is talking to them
Concubines, my dude.
don’t knock froggy style until you’ve tried it.
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some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 1 year ago
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the w̶o̶m̶e̶n̶frog.”
Ida No about 1 year ago
“Hmm, maybe there’ll be the sex, just not frog sex.”
ekw555 about 1 year ago
she probably tastes like chicken.
Nebulous Premium Member about 1 year ago
Most mammals aren’t all that turned on by amplexus.
LOLBeth about 1 year ago
Since the church won’t recognize your marriage to a frog, you’ll be free to marry a human as well.
prrdh about 1 year ago
The offer is even less tempting when you realize that the ‘vast realms and armies’ are strictly batrachian.
Stephen Gilberg about 1 year ago
Oral is still an option….
Free Radical about 1 year ago
Seems he has already been licking the frog(s), now he is talking to them
Rauderi about 1 year ago
Concubines, my dude.
ekw555 about 1 year ago
don’t knock froggy style until you’ve tried it.