Agnes by Tony Cochran for February 27, 2023

of course you haven’t thought about it – that’s why you are Agnes in the first place

Now a juggling roller derby Queen is something i’dl pay to see

Are there still Roller Derby queens?

Or RDQs for short. I guess Roller Derby Queen is a song by Jim Croce.

Yes! Do that.

Well, she does have 3 balls, but I don’t see any roller-skates!

Judging by Agnes’ practice, she won’t be a very good juggler.

It will take a lot of dumpster diving to find two pairs of roller skates….if they even make them in Agnes’ size.

my fave song ever….God Bless Jim Croce… ( " … I wanna tell you a story yu won’t believe…happened to me last friday evenin…with a girl i met on the bar room tv screen…. i was just gettin ready to get my hat..when she cought my eye…and i put it back..and ordered myself couple more shots and beers….)

… the night that i fell in love with a roller derby queen..round n’ round..she goes round n’ round…meanest hunk a’ woman anyone ever seeeen…down in the arena….

ok… i’ll stop..but listen to it…and back in the 70’s he was my…or was i his..doppelganger…. yep…we made that mustache popular…lol

Sometimes “because it’s there” just isn’t good enough.

There isn’t much of a future in juggling. No juggling doctors, lawyers or dentists around

the girls need to bulk up a bit if they want to get into the rough and tumble of roller derby queen juggling…