Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 23, 2023

I’m familiar with the term “goat rodeo”, but an inflatable goat rodeo?

…my wife had her inflatable Tom Brady…

…but I laughed because I knew the truth about Deflate Gate..

…I rode a blazing saddle…

…um…

…er…

…another deflate gate…

…so to speak…

…but I’m not in charge of these Froglandia Bath Mat Factory swimming parties…

…and I only go because I’m paid double time and a half…

…well, and to watch the female strip volleyball games…

…every point won the whole team gets a signed print of the lamest Frog Applause strips…

…Cheryl has all but one of the famous ‘Legs’ strips…

…that makes her the goat…

…and she gets carried around by …

Web search: “Goats on Fire”

Google: “What kind of goat?”

GoComics’ nannygoat (nannybot) won’t let me post the actual Jason Alexander quote… >:^G

Floaty goats, what next?

it is the inflating part that is tricky

Is this an all females event?

Cowgirls in the sand…Neil Young

Or Goatgirls in Billy’s Hand…

I’d rather be in a goat rodeo ( inflatable or otherwise ) than wrangling a herd of cats or rounding up stray gerbils in an El Paso Mall.

Get you some Goat Butt.

She’s going to be the clear winner in the fashion show that follows immediately after the last goat is deflated.

And from The Blog: I don’t think Reykjavik’s in Sweden.

The Blog: what? Blow Dry The Scrotum, my old lady’s punching bag…kinda sexual!

That’s a very baaaaaaaad idea, methinks‼️

Watch out for explosions, backfires, and flying debris‼️

Smile, even if your heart is bleating …!

When did they switch from inflatable sheep?

I want to go too.

Looks like one of my paternal* grandmother’s friends, but not in the Old Country. Those background houses look “suburban American,” though of a certain age. I can remember being only to one rodeo, which did not feature inflatable goats.

Where do you get your inflatable goats? Is there a small, nameless manufactory in the greater Bath Matt Factory district of Froglandia? What are the main events with those goats? Goat-roping? Bareback goat riding? Or (taking into greater account their inflatability) darts? So many questions; I do wish the dear lady could stay around a bit longer for further interrogation.

*Maternal grandmother died when Mom was still just barely a teenager, so I never knew her….

I feel faint.