Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 26, 2023

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    mr_sherman Premium Member about 1 year ago

    At least Kenny is still alive.

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    jasonsnakelover  about 1 year ago

    He should learn some manners.

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    blunebottle  about 1 year ago

    Some people’s priorities…

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    Well at least it not talking while eating.

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    If only Ninja Sloth was around. He’d saves him from the jaws of death.

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    Anyone who chews their food with their mouth open is a monster.

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    Does anyone a have a toothpick or floss for him in case he gets a piece of somebody caught between his teeth?

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    scote1379 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Eeeewwww , now it’s Flossing Gary out of it’s Teeth !

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    Imagine  about 1 year ago

    I never liked Gary much anyway.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  about 1 year ago

    You and your Gary, guys! Where the &%$€# is Waldo?!!

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    One of the 12 monkeys  about 1 year ago

    Gary’s not having a good day !

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    Vilyehm  about 1 year ago

    Let’s everybody sing:

    Gary indigestion, Gary indigestion….

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    when he finishes Gary, he’ll move on to Chicago

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  about 1 year ago

    “Gary used to do that.”

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    cobralar  about 1 year ago

    well they all can’t be winners

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    Aakkkkkk! Can’t take him anywhere!

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    phillip w  about 1 year ago

    Wonder if he tastes like chicken?

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    Sweetaddietude Premium Member about 1 year ago

    i was married to Gary for 19 long years. he gave me indigestion. i suspect he’ll do the same to this poor innocent guy. hope he has Tums

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    KEA  about 1 year ago

    thought they were talking about the city for a sec there

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    bookworm0812  about 1 year ago

    Yeah, Dino! Mind your manners!

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    gary.eddings4157 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    From one Gary for another: If you’re going to eat me, at least use good etiquette.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 83d506]  about 1 year ago

    Ew!

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    ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago

    YEEWWWW>It’s garyusome.

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    Imagine  about 1 year ago

    Well, that should kill the monster.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    “Sorry to bother you, but you have something in your teeth.”

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    David Rickard Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Kaiju have no manners.

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