Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 04, 2023

Well, sure. That because he’s bent in a loop. Those are “S” cargo shorts. They’re designed for snails.

My pockets keep getting caught on handles for kitchen cabinets and things like that!

… But the person who was wearing them tastes great.

I have no need for cargo shorts. I don’t even have a car.

What keeps them from sliding down and off?

I wonder if cargo leggings would work better?

Digging for Snaky Snacks. Cajun flavored.

He just make it worse by wiggling too much!

For a snake, what is the difference between shorts and a skirt?

assuming the shorts were designed for the snake)

You’d think they’d be great for a snake. Pockets at last!

Next thing you know he’ll replace his forked tongue with a multi-tongue,

The size on the tag isn’t “S”, it’s “SSSSSSS”.

Surprised no one has made an snake in trousers joke

I will wear cargo shorts forever!