I’ll say it again… There’s absolutely no way on God’s Green Earth that a fat old man is going to be able to hang by one hand on the gutter like that for this long..
When I was in high school, I helped my father replace the roof on our house. I was on the roof of the garage, and the shingles began to crumble, and I started sliding. My mother said “What are you doing?” and I said “I’m FALLING!” she put a step ladder under where I was heading, which would have just been something bad to land on. My dad got the extension ladder there just as I reached the edge. Not my most harrowing experience on a roof…
allen@home over 1 year ago
Lillian tell them to get the fire dept. on the move. Before your stupid neighbor kills himself and burns his house down.
Botulism Bob over 1 year ago
Crankshaft will never set the world on fire, just his neighborhood.
scote1379 Premium Member over 1 year ago
911 dispatch looks at the address and says "What ! Not again ! "
j_m_kuehl over 1 year ago
I wonder if Ed, has a Frequent Response Card?
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
All the boxes! Why didn’t you say it was Crankshaft?
Johnnyrico over 1 year ago
I’ll say it again… There’s absolutely no way on God’s Green Earth that a fat old man is going to be able to hang by one hand on the gutter like that for this long..
Sue Ellen over 1 year ago
What part of red jacket and hat is so hard for the colorist to understand?
comixbomix over 1 year ago
Did he switch hands to get further from the fire?
Mitchell Edwards over 1 year ago
The burning that was fortold has started
ladykat over 1 year ago
Things don’t look too good at the moment.
WilliamVollmer over 1 year ago
Lillian, you couldn’t have described what Ed has done any better.
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
All of the above and hurry! Crankie should be on the FD “watch” list. At least daily drive by!!!
B UTTONS over 1 year ago
Operator: Does this involve Ed Crankshaft?
Dispatch: We have a CODE CRANKSHAFT. Engine, paramamedics, ambulance respond.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Still impressive that he can hold on with one hand though……
tcayer over 1 year ago
She’s still on the phone? They aren’t going to get here in time!
tcayer over 1 year ago
When I was in high school, I helped my father replace the roof on our house. I was on the roof of the garage, and the shingles began to crumble, and I started sliding. My mother said “What are you doing?” and I said “I’m FALLING!” she put a step ladder under where I was heading, which would have just been something bad to land on. My dad got the extension ladder there just as I reached the edge. Not my most harrowing experience on a roof…
Mopman over 1 year ago
Bah ha ha, he started the house on fire. How many times is that now? No way they still have house insurance at this point.
katey11 over 1 year ago
Just tell them it’s Crankshaft and they’ll be out in no time.
bakana over 1 year ago
It’s not often that 911 gets an “All of the Above” emergency.
erinurse2000 over 1 year ago
You’d think by now the Fire Department would just hang out in the neighborhood on Ed’s days off.
ToneeRhianRose over 1 year ago
SMH (/_<)