Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 27, 2023

Lincoln was shot on April 14, 1865. He lingered until the following morning.

So where can one see “Our American Cousin” on stage 158 years since Abe’s demise?

That odor thing is actually somewhat important, since irregular smells are a clear signal of a serious engine problem.

If your car always smells like smoke, you lose a lot of warning signs.

Probably the first odor engineer was Cyrano de Bergerac. His profession was love.

For those of you like me who miss our missing Comic Compadres, this is how to see a persons profile. Simply google their name and gocomics. For instance, if this persons name is Hairy1, in your google search bar type in Hairy1 gocomics. Click on that to get their profile. Then scroll down and you can see their latest comments.

That Zach and his lady were some good people huh? Amazing. Gives you faith.

Howdy! How about a quick golf joke? I know Pykiff likes them and hopefully you all will. Here we go: A little girl was at her first golf lesson when she asked the instructor a question.“Is the word spelled P-U-T or P-U-T-T?” she asked. “P-U-T-T is correct,” the instructor replied.“P-U-T means to place a thing where you want it. P-U-T-T means merely a futile attempt to do the same thing.”

That new car smell isn’t necessarily good for you. It’s from the outgassing of the materials used to make the car.

Home Covid Test. – (Smell Test)

1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.

2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.

3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don’t have Covid.

Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.

I am so nervous.

That does not explain the Kia Palisade’s Stinky headrest issue!

Oh great! Now no one who was at the theater that night will ever know how the show ends.

That guy looks like he really nose what he’s doing.

Take care, may UPS driver Sarah “We Only Dump Packages That Reek Of Fruit Cake” Brownpantsord be with you, and gesundheit.

Was that a FedEx trial run for self checkout?

I’m having a problem with GoComics. Yesterday and today I get “bad Request” massages.

Pete get banned, too? He usually has multiple posts here. JC.

“Odor WHAT? With that lettering, it’s exactly the equivalent of mumbling. I still can’t make it out.

I’d sooner recommend Wendy Wasserstein’s play “An American Daughter.”

Regarding the rest of the story, as Zach and his fiancee were dropping off the packages on the addressee’s porch, the police drove up and arrested them both as porch pirates. Since their story was so unbelievable, they were found guilty of theft and are now serving three years in prison. Believe It Or Not.

What I came across today:

The quote is from Wiesel’s 1986 Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech: “I swore never to be silent whenever and wherever human beings endure suffering and humiliation. We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.”

Pickled Pete :: Because, it was the only one.

There has to be some in this country, that doesn’t believe Lincoln was assassinated.

Most theaters don’t make promises.

Which reminds me of a joke, with the following punchline, updated for the current administration: “Go to the theater, Joe. Go to the theater.”

Naw. That doesn’t work. And improving the punchline makes it too long.

“Send your vice-president to the theater, Joe. Then go to the theater.”

Oooo! Oooo! I think maybe it can be saved.

“Take your vice-president to the theater, Joe.”