I was fortunate that my symptoms weren’t so bad. The hot flushes were the worst. Still get one now and then. The cessation of the monthly went rather smoothly, hit and miss for a while and then they were gone. Hallelujah!
Hey, I’m almost 50 and I haven’t gotten there yet. But I wish with all my might I would. It would be a wonderful 50th birthday gift from God if He’d bless me with menopause by then.
Well. maybe peri-menopause. Which is a period of decreasing regularity/predictability until you’ve gone a full year without a period – which is considered full menopause.My peri-menopause lasted 15 years.By the time I hit full menopause I was ready to celebrate the bother was finally over.
I think Lynn’s math is wrong. I swear when Elly was pregnant with April she told the doctor she was 39 years old (which was why she was surprised to be pregnant.) April is not even three yet.
My best friend went from being happy and content, to the next day having a major anxiety panic attack and it didn’t subside for months and months. She literally could not function. Could not get out of bed. Could not eat. She slipped into a major depression as well. Lost 30lbs and all sense of her former self. Finally doctors told her she was going through menopause and her experience was quite common. Apparently many marriages are tested and end during menopause because it is so jarring to the relationship and can last for years and years. Not looking forward to it. So not fair.
The average age for menopause is in the 50’s, not the 40’s. If anything other than just a bad mood, Elly is experiencing perimenopause. Been there, done that.
Huh… it just wasn’t that bad for me at all. No hot flashes, no sleep issues, no weight gain, no brain fog. Now that I’m 57 (5 years into menopause), I’ve got no complaints about anything.
(Clap Clap Clap!) Hello folks! If there’s anyone here who believes that the rerun is still set in 1994, as opposed to the present day, I would encourage you to check out the comic strip from 12/31/2022…. here’s the link if you need it… https://www.gocomics.com/forbetterorforworse/2023/02/22
Puberty in reverse? So Elly’s boobs will be getting smaller, her voice will be getting higher, and she will pull down her panties to see no pubic hair? :P
C over 1 year ago
The tenth circle of hell for anyone in the vicinity
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
isn’t that what the library is for, Elizabeth? why ask your brother who — and your father — doesn’t experience at all?
scote1379 Premium Member over 1 year ago
The Horror , The Horror……. ( Yes I know there’s really nothing funny about Menopause , Apologies )
AllishaDawn over 1 year ago
When I was 40, my OB-GYN said I still had at least 10 years to go. Yea.
9thCapricorn over 1 year ago
Wow. Looking at that number 45…that’s still young. Wish I realized that 13 years ago.
Lyrak over 1 year ago
I had my one and only baby at age 40. Menopause didn’t hit until age 50.
catchup over 1 year ago
Actually I whizzed through the perimenopause (18 months start to finish) with very few issues. I realise I was very lucky.
jmworacle over 1 year ago
Well said…
Pogostiks Premium Member over 1 year ago
Perhaps menopause is the equivalent of “toxic masculinity”?
Zoturdley Premium Member over 1 year ago
Great answer, Michael
Macushlalondra over 1 year ago
I was fortunate that my symptoms weren’t so bad. The hot flushes were the worst. Still get one now and then. The cessation of the monthly went rather smoothly, hit and miss for a while and then they were gone. Hallelujah!
bookworm0812 over 1 year ago
Hey, I’m almost 50 and I haven’t gotten there yet. But I wish with all my might I would. It would be a wonderful 50th birthday gift from God if He’d bless me with menopause by then.
e.groves over 1 year ago
Another reason to be glad that I am a male. Females have so much to contend with.
Johnnyrico over 1 year ago
If that’s the case, then St. Michael is going to be going through puberty/menopause for his entire life..
Bill Löhr Premium Member over 1 year ago
Am i wrong in thinking this is April’s calling card?
Johnnyrico over 1 year ago
Elly… quit whining. There are many people out there who would love to be 45 again.
Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856] over 1 year ago
These you girl with their menstrations ain’t seen nothing yet!
Anon4242 over 1 year ago
Well. maybe peri-menopause. Which is a period of decreasing regularity/predictability until you’ve gone a full year without a period – which is considered full menopause.My peri-menopause lasted 15 years.By the time I hit full menopause I was ready to celebrate the bother was finally over.
mckeonfuneralhomebx over 1 year ago
Ever notice that Menopause, Menstrual…all thr bad things in women’s lives start with MEN…
GirlGeek Premium Member over 1 year ago
Read my comment from yesterday
goboboyd over 1 year ago
Similarly, all you can do is wait for it. Just try not to scare the dog.
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Q; How does a husband predict the mood of his menopausal wife?
A: Assume her mood is lousy, and occasionally he’ll be wrong.
petermerck over 1 year ago
Means Men On Pause.
The Pro from Dover over 1 year ago
Remember the All in the Family episode when Edith went through menopause?
Snolep over 1 year ago
45! Far past her prime. Just ask Don Lemon.
VegaAlopex over 1 year ago
Then there’s hysterectomy, the instant menopause.
delennwen over 1 year ago
I think Lynn’s math is wrong. I swear when Elly was pregnant with April she told the doctor she was 39 years old (which was why she was surprised to be pregnant.) April is not even three yet.
delennwen over 1 year ago
Elizabeth is around 13 so she probably just started. Look what fun you have in front of you, Liz!
Harumph over 1 year ago
Sometimes people here share too much.
g04922 over 1 year ago
Liz doesn’t know?? Good one.
Camiyami Premium Member over 1 year ago
My best friend went from being happy and content, to the next day having a major anxiety panic attack and it didn’t subside for months and months. She literally could not function. Could not get out of bed. Could not eat. She slipped into a major depression as well. Lost 30lbs and all sense of her former self. Finally doctors told her she was going through menopause and her experience was quite common. Apparently many marriages are tested and end during menopause because it is so jarring to the relationship and can last for years and years. Not looking forward to it. So not fair.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
Puberty in reverse……..funny!
JanLC over 1 year ago
The average age for menopause is in the 50’s, not the 40’s. If anything other than just a bad mood, Elly is experiencing perimenopause. Been there, done that.
Jwhitcomb1966 over 1 year ago
Huh… it just wasn’t that bad for me at all. No hot flashes, no sleep issues, no weight gain, no brain fog. Now that I’m 57 (5 years into menopause), I’ve got no complaints about anything.
Johnnyrico over 1 year ago
(Clap Clap Clap!) Hello folks! If there’s anyone here who believes that the rerun is still set in 1994, as opposed to the present day, I would encourage you to check out the comic strip from 12/31/2022…. here’s the link if you need it… https://www.gocomics.com/forbetterorforworse/2023/02/22
stamps over 1 year ago
“Puberty in reverse”. Excellent explanation!
HodgeElmwood over 1 year ago
Sure, Liz, ask a teenage boy. I’m sure he knows all about it.
kab2rb over 1 year ago
Michael you summed it up.
kamoolah over 1 year ago
Puberty in reverse? So Elly’s boobs will be getting smaller, her voice will be getting higher, and she will pull down her panties to see no pubic hair? :P