At the cafeteria at university they served Jello for dessert on Monday. On Tuesday it was Jello with whipped cream, on Wednesday it was Jello, whipped cream and nuts. Thursday it was Jello, whipped cream, nuts and a cherry. By Friday you could not cut the Jello with a jackhammer. We swore the Jello came in a powder in a 45 gallon drum labelled “Janitor in A Drum”. You could strip paint off a wall with that stuff.
A rich, sophisticated guy driving down South gets really hungry and stops at a greasy-spoon diner. He asks the short order cook, “Pardon me, sir, how do you prepare your chickens?” The cook replies, “I just flat out tellz ’em theyz gonna die.”
My ex-wife’s first ex-husband (not a misprint) once stopped at a greasy spoon and asked the server what type of meat was in the soup. The server replied, “Meat.”
C over 1 year ago
Why you avoid stew, chili or the special of the day at greasy spoons
Wilde Bill over 1 year ago
The difference is that pigs won’t touch the stew.
B UTTONS over 1 year ago
… that and the sous-chef made a huge blunder preparing Fink’s meal.
Stu’s first and last mistake.
Botulism Bob over 1 year ago
There’s no swill like an old swill.
Cornelius Noodleman over 1 year ago
At least he’s not hanging by chains on the wall.
scote1379 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Its all Protein just don’t look to close , it might look back at you !
rshive over 1 year ago
Swill qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment.
Meg: All Seriousness Aside over 1 year ago
About three letters.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
When there’s a swill, there’s a way!
Steve Rogers over 1 year ago
All’s swill that ends swill.
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
Let’s hope the swill is three weeks old and not the stew.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 1 year ago
My wife’s homemade soups are often so thick we didn’t know if they were soup or stew so now we just call it stoup. (YUM!!)
DawnQuinn1 over 1 year ago
At the cafeteria at university they served Jello for dessert on Monday. On Tuesday it was Jello with whipped cream, on Wednesday it was Jello, whipped cream and nuts. Thursday it was Jello, whipped cream, nuts and a cherry. By Friday you could not cut the Jello with a jackhammer. We swore the Jello came in a powder in a 45 gallon drum labelled “Janitor in A Drum”. You could strip paint off a wall with that stuff.
Ishka Bibel over 1 year ago
I remember this one.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Ew!
Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago
Swill probably looks like it has rice in it, but it doesn’t.
txq over 1 year ago
A rich, sophisticated guy driving down South gets really hungry and stops at a greasy-spoon diner. He asks the short order cook, “Pardon me, sir, how do you prepare your chickens?” The cook replies, “I just flat out tellz ’em theyz gonna die.”
EnlilEnkiEa over 1 year ago
“aged.”
zarilla over 1 year ago
Trying to think of a place that would qualify as a greasy spoon where I live. Coming up empty.
yip yip yip over 1 year ago
So I’ve been served swill for the past month, who knew! Yip yip yip yip yip
locoboilerguy over 1 year ago
I remember the one from a long time ago where the Spook got his bowl and announced, “Oh boy, swill”
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 1 year ago
“So you are saying it hasn’t thoroughly aged yet?”
Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member over 1 year ago
My ex-wife’s first ex-husband (not a misprint) once stopped at a greasy spoon and asked the server what type of meat was in the soup. The server replied, “Meat.”
Soylent Green, anyone?
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 1 year ago
About the same amount time between a bad haircut and a good one.
missyhyattfan over 1 year ago
Oh my!!