Herman by Jim Unger for January 14, 2023

Probably about the time that poison arrows were invented.

Inventing shoes is more difficult than they expected.

Well, since he’s traveling light, he’s doesn’t really need any luggage right now.

Lug nuts

Feet don’t fail me now!

He’s going to use your rib bones to pick the last of you out of his teeth.

“Then one million years B.C.

All living Neanderthal men agree

From the depths of their prehistorical sea

Came a creature too horrible to see …

But that was no horrible creature

That came from their prehistorical sea.

But actually and factually it was …”

SNORKY!

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VB-IRgwKAaU

The strip needs Raquel Welch in a fur bikini.

Now look what you’ve done. You woke him up and have made him angry.

Hey, it’s the Beast from 20,000 Fathoms.

Never mind. Luggage would just get lost during travels to new grounds anyway.

…or a stylish handbag for Olga‼️☺️

Several nice sets, in fact. But now it’s upset.

Or boots…wait, they didn’t have boots back then.

Where’s Atouk when you need him?

We all have some baggage.

It may be thinking the same thing about you two…

Good epitaph for your tombstone, if they find enough of you to bury….

I wonder who came up with the fur shorts with a strap slung across one shoulder. Must have been found by some archeologist

Well, look at it this way, it would of been a hell of a job skinning him.

Choosing who played ‘decoy’ was harder when rock paper scissors was just rock rock rock.