Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 31, 2023

That’s where the big money is! You can ask for a percentage of the royalties even after the fathers kick off!

So is Sir not going to sell the place?

Duke thinks he has standards.

Eddie van Halen was happily married and raised his kid, even staying friendly with valerie when they divorced. now david lee roth…

Eddie Van Halen the most over-rated guitar player in rock history!

Since when is Triple-A Baseball the NBA? ☺

David Crosby’s children are too old to be orphans. How does Duke feel about rappers with money?

Honey is quite the entrepreneur.

I heard Dylan had 9 paternity suits to contend with

How can it be a “love child” if you pretend it doesn’t exist?

Baby Van Halens? Maybe he can pick up a few good licks!

Why is it NBA orphans only if they have triple A baseball orphans too? I know. No scruples.

Don’t think Valerie would allow that either.

Is anyone else finding that the house with the mailbox looks way to much like the Walden house in Sunday’s strip? Is there perhaps a template that was used?

No worries, Duke, you’re selling it anyway, remember?

Need to franchise to handle the volume

He shows up without bothering with his “clerical” disguise? I lost track of the scheme.

After all, the kids aren’t to blame for the sins of the fathers.