F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 29, 2023

Not too far of a leap from today.

One time I was 27 seconds old altogether.

Should have paid for the pro version.

Must test free virtual sample!

I thought he was half martian. They never told us that Uncle Martin and Mrs. Brown were, you know, involved.

The product ads led him to believe that his brain chip would give him easy access to all of the world’s libraries and media collections, fulfilling his dream of becoming a scholar.

He thought he’d be joining the literati.

Oops.

it was the FREE sports channels that made him go for the whole package. at only 29.99 a month it was the best deal and they threw in the internet for a year.

He needs an ad blocker.

Another chip off the old brain.

Please don’t give advertisers any ideas!!!

Definitely AI……

She is married to a cyborg.

This is particularly horrifying.