Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 02, 2023

How many people post recipes on their tombstones? I thought most cooks took them to their graves.

That’s supposed to be by not defying the young earth theory about a zombie virus.

Why on Earth would they resurrect a virus seems to be dangerous and idiotic?

Rosie must spend an awful lot of time in graveyards.

A picture of The Rosette Nebula from NASA’s Astronomy Picture of the Day on 2012 February 14, if anyone cares to look at it.

https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap120214.html

I’m beginning to think Scientists will kill us before Global Warming does.

Some of Rosie’s recipes can be found on her Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/ghostly.archive

She also has a TikTok, but I don’t know how to use that site.

The Rosette Nebula: that found around the Northern or Southern Hemisphere?

Then the Zombie Apocalypse may well precede the global warming apocalypse!

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door.He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s 3 AM.

“I’m not getting out of bed at this time”, he thinks, and rolls over.

Then, a louder knock follows.

“Aren’t you going to answer that?” says his wife.

So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs.

He opens the door and there is man standing at the door, soaking wet, from the rain.

It didn’t take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

“Hi there,” slurs the stranger, “can you give me a push?”

“No, get lost, it’s 3 AM. I was in bed,” says the man and slams the door.

He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, “Dave, that wasn’t very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man’s house to get us started again? What would have happened if he’d told us to get lost?”

“But the guy was drunk.” says the husband.

“It doesn’t matter.” says the wife.

“He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him.”

So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.

He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, “Hey, do you still want a push?” and he hears a voice cry out “Yeah please.”

So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, “Where are you?”

And the stranger replies: “I’m over here, on your swing.”

What no nebula that looks like Jesus ?

Enough already…I’m SICK of all these viruses!!!

In researching my Family Tree which involves visiting cemeteries, I have never seen a headstone with a recipe on it. How many has she found in what time frame?

From our side the nebula resembles Gbloko Mshrook, The Revered Discoverer of All. That is how we constructed it. ~ Fpeem Zhork

Take care, may naive but enthusiastic scientist Joseph “Hey We Just Find And Play With Things Let CDC And WHO Figure Out How To Save Humanity From Those Things” Mendelord be with you, and gesundheit.

seems a little odd, considering a virus isn’t alive…….

Apparently “Rosie” IS short for “Rosette”.

Why don’t scientists read classic science fiction. There are a lot of stories out there about things that scientists are doing now, and in the stories they don’t always turn out so well.

The key point is not to do something just because you can, but to think about the implications of what you do do, before you do it.

Since viruses are only ‘technically’ alive, they can only ‘technically’ die.

An archaeologist and his gorgeous new intern are in the lab checking the levels of carbon-14 in a skull they found.

The archaeologist’s jealous wife walks in and demands to know what’s going on. “Honey, it’s nothing! We’re just dating!”

Reviving a Zombie virus. What could possibly go wrong?

If you go to Rosie’s for dinner, make sure you have completed your Will.

So I watched a zombie movie recently. The survivors boarded themselves in an old furniture store. They had a nice camp setup with beds, lounges, workbenches, and thrived for several years.

At least until the virus mutated and jumped to inanimate objects.

Then the tables turned.

If a zombie apocalypse were to happen in Vegas, would it stay in Vegas?

Where’s the safest place to be during a Zombie Apocalypse? Washington D.C.! (For obvious reasons. ;-) )

That virus looks like the Covid -46,481 strain

Scientist are going to bring about the end of mankind by pulling stunts like bringing the Zombie Virus back to life…

But why? Why would they do that?

Duh!

Now we know where the COVID virus came from. Just you wait!

We get Grosie Rant.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

I AM SINISTAR!

Maybe the permafrost virus isn’t bad. Maybe it’s a beneficial virus, or Hope from Pandora’s box.

Well, Trump might run in 2024, and he has supporters

We get Grosie Rant.

Just how many recipes are on gravestones?