Clay Jones for December 20, 2022

Yikes! WHERE’S the EYE BLEACH‽‽

There’s a conga line of those suckholes just waiting for their next turn again.

Disgusting. Where is the Pizza rat?

I TRIPPLE dog dare you!!!

^Evidence please.

LOL This is hilarious and TRUE!!!! Not frozen…..but stuck just the same!

and lil donnie two scoops, in turn, is spit shining pooty-poot’s transverse colon

Gross Obese Pervs doing their thing.

Hey squiggy, Too often, your comments are merely antagonistic conjecture typed to elicit a long thread—nothing more.

Excellent cartoon, Clay.

Republicans are indeed stuck.

They cannot win without Trump. Nor with him. They’ll investigate the sh!t out of that laptop, though. Their idea of ‘governing’.

Thank you Mr. Jones. Now I have an image in my brain I can’t unsee. I’m still laughing though.

Great. Now they will have orange tongues to go with their green teeth.

5 months = 275 cartoons? Well we all knew squiggles is from another planet

How can they quit him knowing he will happily flush the republican party if he doesn’t get what he wants?

I have always feared for Tom Cotton (senator from some confederate state). With his tiny head and long pencil neck he could pop in so far he would need surgical removal.

Another step toward holding Trump and his treasonous enablers accountable. Yet as we can see some remain stubbornly attached—and can still type despite being tongue-tied.

I do think that there is some movement in the GOP away from the person. I do not sense any movement away from the fear mongering ideas that are central to GOP election strategy.

What an awful image. The angry orange provides so much material.

None of the Alt-Reich media sites mention the referrals. None of the traitorous Repuvs in Congress have rushed to defend him. All we’re seeing are the GoComics Alt-Reich artists and trolls crying ‘SQUIRREL’.

Some of us on the West Coast still haven’t eaten breakfast. I might skip it today. This is another brilliant one, Mr Jones. Keep up the great work.

gotta give trump credit, more criminal charges than any other president, and not done yet.

Given trumps diet that ice will not last long.. be a good idea though to put the goggles on.

Bob Woodward: J6 panel proved Trump’s ‘criminal mismanagement’

Veteran journalist Bob Woodward believes the House select committee made a strong case that Donald Trump broke the law trying to cling to power, but he’s not sure what the consequences will be for the former president. The Washington Post reporter helped break the Watergate break-in story that eventually led to Richard Nixon’s downfall, but he told MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” how the cases were different.

‘Christmas came early’: Critics amused as ‘open secret’ feud between Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene escalates

The drama over Kevin McCarthy’s bid for House speaker has pitted onetime friends Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene against one another, much to the amusement of onlookers. Boebert, who narrowly won re-election to her Colorado House seat, took a shot at Greene, who handily won a second term in her Georgia House seat, and her supposed belief in “Jewish space lasers” during Turning Point USA’s winter student conference, and Greene hit back in a series of tweets.

A non sequitur if ever there was one

The Velveeta Voldemort’s numbers are dropping like a paralyzed pigeon, and he’s losing support faster then a building during a 9.5 earthquake. AND I see Clay HAS drawn him with his REAL FLAG pin!

And Pay No Attention to Princess Squiggles Glitterina. She’s just trying to get attention, since she doesn’t get much down in mom’s basement.

Former senator can’t help but notice no one is stepping up to defend Donald Trump after Jan. 6 referrals

MAGA World appears to be quiet when it comes to the news coming out of the final meeting of the House Select Committee investigating the Jan. 6 attack on Congress. Other than a few sneers from Donald Trump on his personal social media platform, the House and Senate Republicans haven’t been defending the leader of their party. “It’s not all that often I find myself citing Donald Trump as a legal authority,” confessed substitute host John Heilemann. “In this case, I will say that when the man said way back when that, you’re guilty of something, you don’t take the Fifth. A lot of people said, yeah, that’s probably right. Taking the Fifth is a little hinky, and the reason I raise that is because of one of the things I discovered, I want to get a full screen up here. One of the things we discovered in the executive summary, the number of people that pleaded the Fifth, more than 30 witnesses before the select committee issued the Fifth Amendment privilege, and refused on that basis to provide testimony.”

Have you seen that picture of Trump as a dung beetle?

Looks like Jim Jordan…or is it McCarthy? Lapping at the traitors @$$ is a given for desperate, lying, corrupt GOP‼️‼️‼️

Odonald Bin Lyin, architect of 01-06-21, he wants to burn our nation down so he can rule over the ashes.

Noooooooo my eyes! They burn!

Great toon again Clay, and unfortunately, spot on for too many Republicans. Trump needs to go and the party needs to reorganize.

The Two Ton Conman, R’s can’t live without him, can’t live with him.

thank you clay for your fantastic rendition of 45 over the past year. they are good and fun to read, often fantastic and lovely to read, and put a much needed humorous touch to the antics of 45. thank you again

Brilliant!

I didn’t know you could freeze lard.

I see the laughably stupid, contemptibly dishonest, and deeply disturbed Squiggles is at it again. Could we sane people please make a New Year’s resolution to NOT reply directly to Squiggles, EVER? This will ensure that he is forgotten but not gone.

Pretty apparent puppet master Putin shared a lot of GOP dirt with Orange Traitor making it hard for them to quit him.

Seriously, he sent his goons in to hang his own Vice President and Mike is still licking the traitors boots.

Disgusting!

The Democratic-controlled House Ways and Means Committee is expected to vote Tuesday on whether to make public six years’ worth of information about former President Donald Trump’s tax returns — a move Trump has long fought.

It Turns Out Trump’s Wretched NFTs Were Plagiarized

It’s not exactly surprising news, but cursed information nonetheless. According to Gizmodo, most of the art appears to be taken from small clothing companies, and the apparent theft was indeed so poorly hidden that a quick reverse-image search was all that was needed to identify the apparent original.

It’s unclear whether the photoshop job was done by a human or an AI image generator, but the similarities between the “digital trading cards” and the seemingly lifted images are remarkable nonetheless. And considering that Trump, who’s currently running for president, reportedly raked in revenue to the tune of $4.5 million off the fugly JPEGs in a single sell-out launch day, their being plagiarized would be a pretty gross turn.

Revealed: Key election conspiracy theory originated with programmer his own attorney suspects is a ‘con man’

Some of the wildest claims about the 2020 presidential election can be traced back to a computer programmer with a history of perjury and fraud.

Dennis Montgomery, a software developer and former intelligence contractor, told a tale of dark forces hacking into voting systems across the country to deprive Donald Trump of a second presidential term, and his unsupported claims were published on the right-wing American Report website as a whistleblower expose, reported Reuters.

No, Hector — This cartoon describes you and the GOP precisely. When will you figure out you’re worshipping a grifter and a criminal?

Trump mocked for claiming he’s still winning after Jan. 6 committee issues criminal referrals

The House Select Committee investigating the Jan. 6 attack on Congress and the attempt to overthrow the 2020 election referred Donald trump for criminal prosecution to the Justice Department on Monday. But according to Trump, he’s still winning. Writing for the Washington Post, Aaron Blake couldn’t help but ridicule the claim that Trump was “stronger” because of the charges. Taking to his personal social media site, Trump released a statement Monday evening saying that the criminal referrals made him stronger. He then repeated the false claim that he deployed 20,000 troops that day. There was no order, the Associated Press fact-checked.

In three posts on his social media platform Truth Social on Tuesday, the former president decried the fact that the House committee did not investigate his disproven allegations that the 2020 election was “rigged and stolen”.

Mr Trump is correct in calling this assertion “the reason for the protest” as he insisted on baselessly and repeatedly telling his supporters that the election had been stolen, stirring up the violence in Washington that day.

He wrote: “So, when looking at, & reviewing, my previous TRUTH about the U.S. government’s (FBI) suppression of Hunter Biden’s crazed and damming Laptop, which information, if allowed to be revealed, would have alone, without even counting the many other forms of cheating by the Democrats that took place, changed the Election Result by Millions and Millions of Votes in favor of the Republicans, and me – Why didn’t the Unselect Committee report on the Rigged and Stolen Election, THE REASON FOR THE PROTEST?”

Congress under the gun to ban ‘scammy’ method Trump put to use to fleece his followers

According to a report from the Daily Beast, the Federal Election Commission is putting pressure on Congress — practically “begging,” according to the Beast’s Roger Sollenberger — to shut down methods employed by Donald Trump and other lawmakers to milk their followers for campaign cash.

Specifically the “recurring donation” scam the former president has deployed and still uses, after losing his re-election bid in 2020 to President Joe Biden.

And now…Squiggles is talking to himself…the metamorphosis is near! Time to start a pool on the new moniker…and avatar.

The schmuck is schtuck.

Republicans turn on Donald Trump amid criminal referrals: ‘The entire nation knows who is responsible’

Oh,CRAP! ANOTHER image I’ll hafta try to scrub from my memory……

“I would hope [the DOJ] would not bring charges against the former President…I think the President’s actions and words on Jan. 6 were reckless but I don’t know that it’s criminal to take bad advice from lawyers.”— Mike Pence

“This is a show trial. It’s trying to spur people up to believe Donald Trump is somehow bad.”— Trump lawyer Christina Bobb

“Thankfully, you lose your chairmanship very soon. Your brain is too small.”— Elon Musk to Rep. Adam Schiff

“Talking to Trump is one of the great joys, one of the great animal joys of life. Because he exudes this kind of animal joy.”— Fox host Tucker Carlson