Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 22, 2023

Yes. … at the ugly sweater contest later this year.

Now return the beast to the bowels of the earth where it belongs

He’s been saving it for just the right special occasion.

Sometimes flipping a coin works!

if it becomes so cold that i lose all sense of fashion, then i will consider putting that on

Poor guy will look like a pickle.

The next time we go shopping together.

I guess she doesn’t really like him!!!

It looks like an ugly sweater to me.

Put it on, just wear it in the house, that way only your wife will see you, so she’ll end up getting just what she deserves.

‘Ever’ is relative in this relationship.

He’s still not saying when …

And this kind of thing is exactly why I went to great lengths to finally successfully convince my family to stop exchanging gifts at Christmas and other occasions many decades ago. We now celebrate all holidays and birthdays and anniversaries by going out to dinner and taking turns paying.

That’s a sweater?

Only wear it when you are going somewhere with her.

Yes – I’ll take a moment to consider my response – WP calling…

At your wake.