Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 08, 2023

Hammerin’ out a tune.

If singing is all they’re doing then you’re going to be okay.

So why do birds fall out of the trees / Ev’ry time that you sneeze?

On the day that you were born the angels got togetherAnd decided to create a dream come trueThey long to be close to you

Too bad they are the Beatles.

I’d let them live. The Carpenters are my favorite band. Karen died on my birthday.

And they’ve only just begun.

Excellent!

Usually I groan at this strip but today’s made me laugh.

As long as they stick to singing, this is not bad news.

It’s going to take some time. probably, to know for sure … but, for all we know, they will soon be on top of the world.

It was a shame to lose Karen Carpenter and her superb voice at such a young age.

That WOULD be very bad news in MY house. Ugh!

Get some bug spray and nail ’em.

A few are ok….as long as they play soft tunes.

Rainy Days and Mondays, and ants, always get them down. It seems like Only Yesterday the exterminator was there for the same issue.

Calling occupants of interplanetary craft…

We wondered where that high pitched singing was coming from…

Burn the house down, scatter the ashes, salt the ground where it stood… then nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

it’s terrible when you’ve got pests so close to you…

I see what you did there, clever.

♫ I’m sittin’. . . beneath the world, looking—up at creation! . . . ♫