Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 18, 2022

Get out your tree-hugger club…..

Like when you have no golfing ability to begin with.

Cosmo plays golf, not like Woods, but in the woods.

Looks more like a cow pasture than a golf course.

Not a switch hitter, huh?

In this situation, I’d probably use the back side of a 5 iron and lose a stroke, too.

Some guys keep a left-handed club in their bags for these situations.

Hit it the other way, and you won’t have to hug the tree. Try for the fifth hole… or maybe the eighth would be an easier shot.

That’s why you should carry a left-handed club.

I sometimes watch the pros on tv and it’s amazing to me that they can hit great shots and then drive one into the spectators. Sometimes I laugh and other times I just feel sorry for them.

Golf: invented by sadists, played by masochists.

With apologies to my college English 101 prof Dr. Mitchell who would have taken away two letter grades for my use of passive verbs.

Good excuse to snuggle up to a tree though.

This is when it’s good to be ambidextrous.

to tell the truth my game varies very little regardless of club choice

Looks more like a 5 iron shot to me, but then the 5 was always my go to club, even off the tee.

Cosmo appears to be…tired.

I been there a lot.

For many golfers, the club selection on the way home is more important.

That situation is why every golfer carries not one, but TWO Foot clubs. Well, not so much carries as walks n them.

Golf spelled backwards is flog.

Been there, done that.

He needs the new zig-zag club. Gets around those pesky corners.

Could the Professor be playing golf in Scotland. Some of the older courses there are much more natural then the newer ones in the USA. Since he is wearing a Tam-o-’Shanter, his jacket is probably a Harris Tweed.

based on all the data available, every club ever made was designed to put me in the rough…