Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 06, 2022

Major league con"fusion".

Not to be used near airports.

Send it to Ukraine.

Crash the grid!

Our neighbour has something like this projecting red swirly lights on his house. Makes it look like it’s on fire.

I read some neighbors complained about someone’s Xmas lights…overboard…..

One year the city put on a laser light show instead of fireworks for the 4th. Lamest thing I ever saw.

Tell Clark Griswold, he would care.

Can’t be a missile defense system – it works.

Satellite imagery shows these lighting displays to be a landing strip for the aliens

Somebody call the FAA! The Chinese want to blind our commercial pilots!

Send it to Ukraine to display near their electric utilities. (Putin – you’re despicable )

Zap. :)

This one only blinds pilots.

Gomer Pyle sez: “Shazam!”

“So nice of you to finish the shopping for your husband after that nasty fall he took off the roof. Now, Mrs. Griswold, will that be cash or charge?”