Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 08, 2022

She’s “medium” rare as a professional.

That sign should read PSYCHOTIC

Hey, there’s business and there’s reality. Don’t confuse the two.

I can foresee this argument continuing tonight.

Should’ve seen that coming.

They advertise psychic fairs once in awhile. Why? Don’t they just know?

She was doing a séance with a guy, and he discovered she was a fraud. He accused her of being a fraud and she laughed. He got mad and hit her.

He was arrested for striking a happy medium.

There was a telephone psychic from Montreal some years back who lost her home to a fire. She never saw it coming.

I never feel guilty walking on past a “Psychic Readings” store, they know exactly when I will go in.

Do you mean he’s a fake? LOL

I’m thinking the zombie chicken from “Savage Chickens” today got his inspiration here?

True story. In a city festival, one medium complained after that the spot she got for her stand wasn’t good. Strange she didn’t know it before she put up her stand there…

I once went to a palm reader. I gave her 10 bucks and when she looked at my palm she looked up at me, dropped my hand and gave me back my 10 bucks. I worried about that for a day and moved on. Roughly 50 years later I still think of that day when I see this kind of silliness.

I bet I know what her name is…, Sharla Tan.

Today I reflected that if I ever gained the power of perfect luck, I would open business as a psychic. Sufficiently lucky guesses are indistinguishable from the real thing.

Well some people have closed mines.

If he’s talking to his wife, maybe over the years she’s learned to put up mental blocks so he can’t read her mind. That would be a big marriage saver.

Closed due to unforeseen circumstances