Close to Home by John McPherson for December 03, 2022

used to count on the radio for that…

I don’t condone drinking; but with driverless cars, a person doesn’t have to be sober to get in a car to where he wants to go.

Might want to slap a “WIDE LOAD” sign on that car before driving it.

Mundane chitchat? to break up the boredom? It sounds more like it could be the cause.

NPR is a lot cheaper.

“Great! I’ll take it… mundane is what I was lookin’ for, nothing extraordinary…

… unless it’s extraordinarily mundane.”

Umm what about a Spotify playlist?

You know, that sounds pretty good. I mean I was just thinking of becoming an Uber driver, but this sounds so much better.

That’s one feature I don’t need!

That brown car looks like it has stitches on the back quarter panel.

My morning is complete. First ‘shirt eater’ on Close to Home in over a week.

In other words, it’s haunted

That’d be the first feature I would disable.

She doesn’t appear pleased with the prospect.

In other words, it’s haunted…..

How could you drive your car through a parade and mow down people?

Ugh, “mundane chitchat” would put me to sleep!