Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 02, 2022

But do you know?

That’s a sillygism.

Mythed her by that much.

Alexa does. Unless you go into the ap security settings and turn that capability off.

This is not the conspiracy you’re looking for.

With that phone, you don’t have to think!

I admit that I’m paranoid. But am I paranoid enough?

Ah ha!

“Hello, Skynet, my owner’s on to me, order 66! Order 66!”

Alexa sees you when you´re sleeping

And She knows when you´re awake

She knows if you´ve been bad or good

So be good for goodness sake

She’s making a list, She´s checking it twice

She´s gonna find out who is naughty or nice

Alexa will turn her naughty list over to the CIA and NSA.

Seriously… Yesterday I told my wife we need to get more cat litter. Guess what is showing up in the ads today.

Boring. Nothing to do with Brewster or space.

Maybe our mobile devices are either autobots or decepticons….

Just because they ARE out to get you doesn’t mean you aren’t paranoid.

As a carbon based life form, Pam uses analog thinking patterns, her phone is AI, thus utilizes digital computing patterns, the phone is faster and more logical, but Pam has “Fuzzy Logic”, thus can imagine and think creatively. Remains to be seen who will win. I am voting for Pam.

At least SOMEBODY’S listening!