Oh, say! That reminds me of that one book, you know, that they made the movie of, you know the one, starring what’s his face… who used to live in the house where the red barn used to be… you know!
Lost a wife and got a free lawn mower, although she may have kept it! Wives keep it all.First wife got all of my autographed baseballs,the second wife got all my bowling balls that I had since I was 10. Last wife took all the other collections, I had since childhood. Moral.. always keep your balls safe and insist on a prenup.
My long-term memory is just fine, thank you. I can remember and quote books I read fifty years ago, places I’ve visited with crystal clarity, and every phone number I’ve ever had. But my short-term memory is – well, I’m sure it’s around here somewhere – probably where I put my keys, my wallet, and what I had for lunch yesterday. I think. Oh, and before I forget, Happy Halloween. 8>)
My Christmas cards his year show Santa next to the fireplace, bag on his shoulder, confused look on his face, thinking to himself, “what did I come in here for?” I’ve already sent them before I forgot!
Ratkin over 1 year ago
I think it used to be.
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
If you don’t know the name and your spouse doesn’t know the name, who does know the name (aside from the people you’re asking about)?
sandpiper over 1 year ago
She’ll remember that crack.
profbob over 1 year ago
Their daughter (Nelson’s mom) who lives nearby might be able to help.
Sprarklin over 1 year ago
I know just how she feels.
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
He should buy those whatchamacallit memory enhancer pills.
iggyman over 1 year ago
Where did I put the whatchacallit?
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Oh, like you’re much help, Earl!
ANIMAL over 1 year ago
I just hope she remembers to HIT you.
trainnut1956 over 1 year ago
Oh, say! That reminds me of that one book, you know, that they made the movie of, you know the one, starring what’s his face… who used to live in the house where the red barn used to be… you know!
assrdood over 1 year ago
Happens to lots of us…..You know….“the thing”
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 1 year ago
That’s telling her!!
Snolep over 1 year ago
Can’t recall the names, but if you gave me a multiple choice I could pick the right one.
Malroy O'Callahan over 1 year ago
I’ve never forgotten anything, and it’ been that way for as long as I can remember.
monya_43 over 1 year ago
The memory is the second thing to go. I forget what’s first. ;-P
mckeonfuneralhomebx over 1 year ago
Lost a wife and got a free lawn mower, although she may have kept it! Wives keep it all.First wife got all of my autographed baseballs,the second wife got all my bowling balls that I had since I was 10. Last wife took all the other collections, I had since childhood. Moral.. always keep your balls safe and insist on a prenup.
Bookworm over 1 year ago
My long-term memory is just fine, thank you. I can remember and quote books I read fifty years ago, places I’ve visited with crystal clarity, and every phone number I’ve ever had. But my short-term memory is – well, I’m sure it’s around here somewhere – probably where I put my keys, my wallet, and what I had for lunch yesterday. I think. Oh, and before I forget, Happy Halloween. 8>)
sprink56 over 1 year ago
My Christmas cards his year show Santa next to the fireplace, bag on his shoulder, confused look on his face, thinking to himself, “what did I come in here for?” I’ve already sent them before I forgot!
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Who’s on first?
☺️☺️☺️
bloodykate over 1 year ago
Wow, this sounds like me and my husband! : D
Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856] over 1 year ago
Look who’s talking
Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago
They are outside and walking together!
KEA over 1 year ago
I’ve had too many conversations like that… especially lately
cactusbob333 over 1 year ago
I forgot what I was going to say.
circleM over 1 year ago
Earl, have your daughter look up the appraisal district, it usually shows previous owners.
SteveHL over 1 year ago
His name is Lawrence K. Overbeck. He was originally from Sioux Falls and now lives in Florida, a few miles from Orlando. He has not remarried.
His former wife, Miriam, has remarried. Her new husband is Douglas Larsen. They are living in Arizona.
I don’t know the whereabouts of the lawn mower.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
Sock it to him!
heathcliff2 over 1 year ago
Must’ve been during the last two years. An APB for a lawn mower probably wouldn’t be high on any list nowadays.
kab2rb over 1 year ago
Look who’s talking Earl. Opal he deserves it.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
Yes; her memory is bad.