A few more……Van Gogh’s Relatives (From the Brockton Enterprise’s e-humor column) His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U. Gogh The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh The cousin from Illinois: Chica Gogh His Magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh His Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wellsfar Gogh The constipated uncle: Cant Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh The bird lover uncle: Flamin Gogh His nephew psychoanalyst: E. Gogh The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking: Wayto Gogh The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh And a niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
Like a Honda is going to break down. I’ve had a dozen over the years, and currently have two Odys with a combined 393K miles and never an issue. How the Dodges friends and family and they live at the service shop.
Salivator Dali would have been a great nickname for our late, great, black cat, whom we named Spook. He would drool when he was really relaxed. We did call him Droolius Caesar and Drools Verne, though, and during the Reagan years, we also called him C Everett Spook.
Jayalexander over 1 year ago
pits see caso
iggyman over 1 year ago
“Do you paint houses”?!
nyrB Premium Member over 1 year ago
rita kahlo?
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
Additional Addled Suggestions
Norman Rock-Well crowd surfing in the mosh pit
Moses’ Grandma making him chicken soup
Young James Whistler, and his womanizing father whistling at women
Andy Warhol’s childhood food pantry full of soup and pop cans
Young Monet washing restaurant dishes — no money to pay for his meal
Punk Picasso dropping LSD with early hippies
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Ha! Funny! ☺️
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
A few more……Van Gogh’s Relatives (From the Brockton Enterprise’s e-humor column) His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U. Gogh The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh The cousin from Illinois: Chica Gogh His Magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh His Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wellsfar Gogh The constipated uncle: Cant Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh The bird lover uncle: Flamin Gogh His nephew psychoanalyst: E. Gogh The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking: Wayto Gogh The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh And a niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
HAPPY THANKSGIVING SCOTT! ☺️
phillip w over 1 year ago
Funny
SavannahJim Premium Member over 1 year ago
I know you had nothing to do with Go Comics being down for a week, but this is how you show up after all that time?
mourdac Premium Member over 1 year ago
I would have thought it would be Ulysses with the Honda Odyssey acting up.
Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago
No Andrew Wyeth Hurths?? No Thomas KinKatydid? Sheesh.
stlblues67 over 1 year ago
Like a Honda is going to break down. I’ve had a dozen over the years, and currently have two Odys with a combined 393K miles and never an issue. How the Dodges friends and family and they live at the service shop.
Darryl Heine over 1 year ago
Those are less remembered?
phritzg Premium Member over 1 year ago
Salivator Dali would have been a great nickname for our late, great, black cat, whom we named Spook. He would drool when he was really relaxed. We did call him Droolius Caesar and Drools Verne, though, and during the Reagan years, we also called him C Everett Spook.
stamps over 1 year ago
Take the Monet and run.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 1 year ago
Snoop Dogg and his VW Thug Bug.
Lablubber over 1 year ago
M. C. Hammer-Escher, you can’t touch this because it made you dizzy.
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
I don’t take Samuel L. Jackson seriously. He’s too nice of a guy and too kind.
RabbitDad over 1 year ago
Vincent’s Van no go? He must have run out of Monet to buy DeGas… is he Baroque?