Pickles by Brian Crane for November 23, 2022

If any man can make medical history it would be you. You’re one of a kind.

“While you see a chance, take it… because it’s all on you.” ~Steve Winwood

As I get older, the doctor keeps adding more pills for me to take. I try to keep the timing consistent, however it got messed up with the ‘stupid’ changing of the clocks. WHY< WHY do we keep doing the same thing expecting a different result.?

How do you identify, Earl?

You’re taking progesterone?

I take enough medication to sink the Titanic all over again. Well, ok…maybe not that bad. But I do resent all those blasted pills. I have to admit that I need them all.

“…fairly low probability, though, considering my looks and age.”

… and more likely every day. After all, a uterus can now be successfully transplanted from one woman into another. A few plumbing changes and added hormones might give a child-bearing opportunity to men. But will the label “men” still be used? (—

No, you can go freely at lgbt meetings

Good luck with that, Earl!

One of my pills says in the fine print that not only must I not donate blood while taking but not to donate until six months after I stop taking. Gotta read the fine print.

This must be the secret to their long marriage.

Don’t keep your meds in the bathroom. The occasional, high humidity can affect them.

And if you drop them, down the drain they go.

Uhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……………….. NO

Because my two uncles wouldn’t follow the directions on medications, they are under the ground dead. Poor Opal! I think she won’t get it through to Earl to listen to directions.

Back in the ’70s Billy Crystal starred in a movie called Rabbit Test, in which he played the first man to become pregnant. The movie was directed by Joan Rivers.

O-O-O-O-O-O-KAY. . .do I even want to know Opal’s thinking on this one????

Oy!

When I was born the doctor turned to my dad and said: “if you have one I’ll deliver it free.”

Keeps me straight.. none of that back doors stuff.

Tell your boyfriend to get a vasectomy.

Now Earl is really confused!

So, GoComics comes back with no explanation at ALL? WTF?

The choice is yours, Earl. Enjoy your life.

In the year 2022 man defied God and became pregnant.

Opal is right. Earl should take his medications as instructed.

Directions on pills are increasingly written by lawyers who include every possible scenario the compnay might get sued for, no matter how ridiculous.

His “days” are over. . .