Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for November 09, 2022

In the not too distant future there will not be anyone left who knows who Abbott and Costello were. And the world will be poorer for it.

Actually I just work here because I knead the dough!!Plus I get paid for loafing!!!

It sounds more like Carlin to me.

explain to her how 7 × 13 = 28

Are you signing their checks? It’s none of the your business Dana

Or could something be hunky, but not dory?

I recently gave a Groucho Marx quote to a woman in her 30s and she didn’t know who I was talking about.

Fine AND dandy.

But the Three Stooges will be in reruns forever!

Like George Carlin, I’ve often been fine; I’ve sometimes been dandy; but I’ve never been fine and dandy!

Or ‘easy’, but not ‘peasy’… or not even all the way to ‘lemon squeezy’.

And can you have a Hoity without a Toity?