Close to Home by John McPherson for November 14, 2022

that is an udder disaster, let me ruminate about what to do…

One time I got four stomachaches.

Hmmmmm…it’s pretty soon after Halloween…what have you been eating that you shouldn’t have???

Chew two cuds and call me in the morning.

“I guess it’s time we had the talk.”

Awwww I’m so sorry honey! Come by me and we’ll cud-dle together!

Don’t complain… you’ve seen what happens when you complain! They start drawing these funny lines on you… and writing things like “chuck”, “rib”, “flank”, “brisket”, etc!

Have a grass brownie. They’re good for nausea.

Well there Muffett, that’s what you get for sitting around all day eating your cuds and whey.

For those who might not be familiar with cattle and other ruminants, they possess truly only have 1 stomach, which has 4 distinct compartments, which are: rumen (where we get the term “ruminate”), reticulum, omasum, and the abomasum.

Great Bleeb placement, Mr McPherson.

a pregnant thought maybe?

Well don’t have a cow over it

Lucky!

They’re really milking this one for comments today. :)

Oh no, Bleeb’s been framed.

They must go through a lot of Maalox.

Maybe be you just need to make a cow pie.

One is from the flu, one from heartburn, and one from stress.

That is clever for Bleeb.