December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
Neither of those things are happening.
a short list!
good try, Garfield
good luck! (sarcastic laughter)
I’m surprised that Gar has a NICE THINGS list. ;D
Maybe you kicked Odie less than usual.
“Dear Santa, Please let me explain…”
Don’t forget to include: “Typed this list” at the end!
Those end up in quasi terrible gifts!
This task should not take very long.
Garfield is just clarifying the details. The things that he did this year may not have been that bad.
Maybe you should try bribery, Garfield.
Either way, it’s a very short list.
What’s next, the “Open to interpretation” list?
He’s probably typing it to Santa.
Still about one page in Word.
“Due to supply chain issues, rising shipping costs, delays with the postal service, and additional terifs for overseas mail, I have stopped mailing Nermal to Abu Dahbi. Now, I only send him to Hackensack, New Jersey.
Bless me Santa for I have sinned. Oh by the way, would you like a cup of coffee? This is going to take a while.
No-so-terrible (like “not that bad”) can be kind of nice.
Still not coming up with anything.
That’ll take a while.
Just list all the nice things you intend to do next year. Tentatively, of course.
And the list gets more euphemistic….
DEFINE what’s “not so terrible” not to your standard but regular people.
3/5
This could result in Garfield having a terrible case of writers block.
How about: “All the things that at least didn’t require demolition” list
yasss
Maybe a “Things that didn’t injure Jon too much” list.
What nice things?
Um, you wanna try again, Garfield?
That is still going to be a short list.
You need to be good Garfield………
I feel you garf. I feel you.
Should be about 1 1/2 minutes
codycab over 1 year ago
Neither of those things are happening.
tessotcyrille over 1 year ago
a short list!
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
good try, Garfield
seanfear over 1 year ago
good luck! (sarcastic laughter)
Baarorso over 1 year ago
I’m surprised that Gar has a NICE THINGS list. ;D
Macushlalondra over 1 year ago
Maybe you kicked Odie less than usual.
desvarzil over 1 year ago
“Dear Santa, Please let me explain…”
su43dipta over 1 year ago
Don’t forget to include: “Typed this list” at the end!
Sanspareil over 1 year ago
Those end up in quasi terrible gifts!
cubswin2016 over 1 year ago
This task should not take very long.
2AndFour over 1 year ago
Garfield is just clarifying the details. The things that he did this year may not have been that bad.
bookworm0812 over 1 year ago
Maybe you should try bribery, Garfield.
blackman2732 over 1 year ago
Either way, it’s a very short list.
edmund_graham over 1 year ago
What’s next, the “Open to interpretation” list?
TheLordIsHolyForever over 1 year ago
He’s probably typing it to Santa.
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
Still about one page in Word.
jdsven over 1 year ago
“Due to supply chain issues, rising shipping costs, delays with the postal service, and additional terifs for overseas mail, I have stopped mailing Nermal to Abu Dahbi. Now, I only send him to Hackensack, New Jersey.
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Bless me Santa for I have sinned. Oh by the way, would you like a cup of coffee? This is going to take a while.
Doug K over 1 year ago
No-so-terrible (like “not that bad”) can be kind of nice.
donwestonmysteries over 1 year ago
Still not coming up with anything.
bigcatbusiness over 1 year ago
That’ll take a while.
EnlilEnkiEa over 1 year ago
Just list all the nice things you intend to do next year. Tentatively, of course.
geese28 over 1 year ago
And the list gets more euphemistic….
karmakat01 over 1 year ago
DEFINE what’s “not so terrible” not to your standard but regular people.
bread (another comic reviewer) over 1 year ago
3/5
Buckeye67 over 1 year ago
This could result in Garfield having a terrible case of writers block.
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
How about: “All the things that at least didn’t require demolition” list
admcbride over 1 year ago
yasss
CaveCat87 over 1 year ago
Maybe a “Things that didn’t injure Jon too much” list.
Mr Pets over 1 year ago
What nice things?
JPuzzleWhiz over 1 year ago
Um, you wanna try again, Garfield?
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
That is still going to be a short list.
WentHulk over 1 year ago
You need to be good Garfield………
stubbbbz over 1 year ago
I feel you garf. I feel you.
Spitsy about 1 month ago
Should be about 1 1/2 minutes