A life-long atheist dies and is surprised to find himself before the Pearly Gates. St. Peter sadly shakes his head and tells him that because of his non-belief, he must be sent to H ell. The Devil greets him there and shows him where he will now spend eternity, a lovely cozy cottage set on a beautiful hillside where the sweet smell of flowers fills the air. The Devil tells him he will want for nothing and to feel free to walk the grounds. One day, while he is out strolling through the idyllic gardens, he comes across a tall wall. Curious, he climbs one of the many trees and peering over the wall, is shocked to see a fire-filled field with people writhing in agony and screaming hopelessly. He is very disturbed by this sight and returns home. The next day, the Devil pays him a visit and asks how he is enjoying eternity. The atheist says he finds H ell to be a lovely place but is concerned about the things he saw on the other side of the wall. “Oh” the Devil says, “those are Christian sinners” “But why” the man asks, “are they suffering so much while I, who didn’t believe in God at all, am here in such comfort?” “I don’t know” the Devil replies shrugging," that’s the way they want it."
Leroy over 1 year ago
I don’t know … Can former Hustler cartoonists be far behind?? ;-)
SHIVA over 1 year ago
Yes, all hypocrites end up there!!!
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 1 year ago
Christaliban? EvangelicalSharia? Talibangelicals? Talibangelists?
GiantShetlandPony over 1 year ago
Truth hurts.
Gonna be fun reading this comment section later.
P51Strega over 1 year ago
I’d say religious extremists of every ilk.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
I bet the guys in the foreground were part of a pyramid scheme!
Masterskrain Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ain’t it the truth!
shstuart Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well drawn! Waiting for the “whatabouts” and other logical fallacies to appear…..
JimValTen Premium Member over 1 year ago
Dan,
Be careful there. You’re trodding on some very holy ground with lots of guns.
sandflea over 1 year ago
And a lot of them have escaped.
MissScarlet Premium Member over 1 year ago
It’s cartoons like this one which make me wish I believed in H ell.
brooklyn51 over 1 year ago
A life-long atheist dies and is surprised to find himself before the Pearly Gates. St. Peter sadly shakes his head and tells him that because of his non-belief, he must be sent to H ell. The Devil greets him there and shows him where he will now spend eternity, a lovely cozy cottage set on a beautiful hillside where the sweet smell of flowers fills the air. The Devil tells him he will want for nothing and to feel free to walk the grounds. One day, while he is out strolling through the idyllic gardens, he comes across a tall wall. Curious, he climbs one of the many trees and peering over the wall, is shocked to see a fire-filled field with people writhing in agony and screaming hopelessly. He is very disturbed by this sight and returns home. The next day, the Devil pays him a visit and asks how he is enjoying eternity. The atheist says he finds H ell to be a lovely place but is concerned about the things he saw on the other side of the wall. “Oh” the Devil says, “those are Christian sinners” “But why” the man asks, “are they suffering so much while I, who didn’t believe in God at all, am here in such comfort?” “I don’t know” the Devil replies shrugging," that’s the way they want it."
schaefer jim over 1 year ago
If there is a lower level of hell, I certainly hope the right wingers are there!
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
just out of curiosity, is there such a thing as a “left-wing evangelical”…?
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 1 year ago
Heaven and Hell don’t exist, but unfortunately right wing evangelicals do, and we are stuck with them until…
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
What a nice fantasy. Sure put a smile on my face.
Spooky D Cat over 1 year ago
Who was it that said, “the evangelicals warned us about the Antichrist, and when he finally showed up they voted for him.”
Dan Collins creator over 1 year ago
Not limited to white Christians if that’s what you’re thinking.