Yappy pudgy pooches get on my last nerve! Always nipping at my heels….always barking for more food….there is no end to their appetite…they even chased the kids down the block and dragged their Halloween candy home. I give up! Next time I’m getting a cat!
This is the reason I always keep my Bigfoot costume ready. Little punt dogs are terrified of Bigfoot, and they hate the smell. I’ve got the smell down pat.
Oh, piffle! Bosh! The overweight miniature dogs of Gehenna will never catch you if you A) don’t just stand there trembling and whining like a horror-movie character, and B) scatter about some fattening doggie treats to distract and make them even more lethargic!
Really! Have Froglandian schools not taught you anything?
Randy B Premium Member over 1 year ago
They’ll gnaw your ankles, then your shins, then your knees, until they can finally reach the tasty, tasty heart.
FLIGHT SUIT over 1 year ago
They’re just trying to get you to play with them.
painedsmile over 1 year ago
They just want more treats.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 1 year ago
Especially not if you’re a vegetarian. No meat usually means your body becomes really confused, if the carnage ensues. Well, that’s my theory.
3hourtour Premium Member over 1 year ago
…yep…
… it’s Froglandia Friday chilling with Netflix…
…and they’re Vienna sausages…
…not dogs…
…they say each hotdog you eat is supposed to take a day off your life…
…but each yogart is supposed to add a day…
…I guess I’m carbon neutral…
…new Carbon Neutral vanilla…
…is like giving up beer…
…it’ll add to your life…
..but make you wish it didnt…
…now in blueberry, too…
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Yappy pudgy pooches get on my last nerve! Always nipping at my heels….always barking for more food….there is no end to their appetite…they even chased the kids down the block and dragged their Halloween candy home. I give up! Next time I’m getting a cat!
charles9156 over 1 year ago
ah, related to the dogs of war
Howard'sMyHero over 1 year ago
Wouldn’t be surprised if my dentist offered an overweight miniature dog carnage protection plan … cat flavored …!
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 1 year ago
French Thighs and Apple music is a bluff.
Confusingly say an oral to this fool plan.
Asop yelp deal.
6turtle9 over 1 year ago
This is the reason I always keep my Bigfoot costume ready. Little punt dogs are terrified of Bigfoot, and they hate the smell. I’ve got the smell down pat.
coltish1 over 1 year ago
Oh geez, something new I gotta start worrying about.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 1 year ago
Piranhas on sharks to protect you. Watch these fishes go, go, go.
3hourtour Premium Member over 1 year ago
…aaaand I LiVe bY the RiVeR…
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 1 year ago
I see a red door, paint it black.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Oh, piffle! Bosh! The overweight miniature dogs of Gehenna will never catch you if you A) don’t just stand there trembling and whining like a horror-movie character, and B) scatter about some fattening doggie treats to distract and make them even more lethargic!
Really! Have Froglandian schools not taught you anything?
Lafsalot Premium Member over 1 year ago
Overweight, miniature dogs that eat humans often bury the teeth.