Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 28, 2022

Apparently that Llama isn’t interested in Sid.

One time I weighed 18.8 pounds.

Okay why do we have two pictures of the Cookie Monster?

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

No, the heaviest known onion grown in England would be 8½ kilograms.

When was the first time and the most recent time we heard of Cookie Monster addressed as Sid?

That onion was grown by a man named Tony Glover, but the previous recordholder was Peter Glazebrook, a vegetable gardener famous for his exceptionally-large crops. I think he’s had world records in at least half a dozen different vegetables.

I wonder how any of those giant onions taste.

Announcing that record-size onion left all the judges in tears once they cut it open.

I’ve had 1 date throw up on me (tipsy) after that I didn’t want to kiss her!

Ok, why is Cookie Monster in that last panel instead of a male llama?

Evidently, I dated quite a few llamas when I was younger and didn’t even know it …. until now.

So it’s Sid the Biscuit Monster in the U.K. then?

Take care, may proud Ming dynasty expectorator Emperor Zhu “Hok Tui” Xiangord be with you, and gesundheit.

A female human will also, sometimes, spit on a male if she’s not interested in his advances.

Camels are also expert spitters.

Okay,how many hamburgers do you need to divide up amongst an 18 pound onion?

I once had a two-quart pea.

Why does the male llama look like a frog?

I want some onion rings.

oh i’ve had women spit in my face too

And the resulting onion rings from that record breaking vegetable were breaded, fried and sold as “edible life rings” to yacht owners.

I thought Cookie Monster’s first name was Alistair!

Sounds like most women I know!

Whats Sid’s last name then? Monster? Cookie?