Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 03, 2022

you still lost, Andy

Flo is dragging Andy home…hilarious! Let’s hope she can find a cobblestone street!

Our visitor from England was arguing with the Raiders’ Jim Plunkett at a Christmas Party about the difference between American and English football.

A wedding to remember.

at the betting cage one is hard put to note any difference.

look to the bright side Flo – the foot, at least, wasn’t in his mouth! shrug

Just toss that useless bum into gaol, Flo!! That’ll save the best man the cost of hiring a lawyer to sue his @ss!!

Sports were invented as a less violent alternative to war. I’m not sure it’s working.

The seat of Andy’s pants must be made of some secret British armor to last being dragged all the way home.

I have seen family members ALMOST come to fists over football outcomes! Sad!

There was a wedding where Andy complained about them not serving mushy peas. Those are excellent, BTW.

Better an argument with the best man than the groom or even worse yet the bride. I hope Flo didn’t jerk Andy out before he had a few opportunities at the free bar.

Not much of a man if you can’t whip a drunk.

A joke that not only pre-dates vaudeville, it probably pre-dates dinosaurs:

Why are all brides depressed?

Because they aren’t marrying the BEST man!

“Worst Man” more like!

xxx

I’m not sure how many people will see this but if anybody has any queries about Affie then feel free to redirect them to this comment.

Some of you have been wondering if I know anything about Affie’s circumstances right now. No, I do not. I have tried emailing but I don’t get a reply and I know Linguist would say the same.

However he does have a Facebook page which I am not going to share here. He is entitled to his privacy. I saw some of his relatives wishing him a Happy Birthday on 1st August so I am pretty confident that nobody is posting for him on here.

Want to know my take on it? He’s probably had enough of the snarky comments disguised as “humour” Somebody said yesterday he has unfollowed the Andy Capp strip. Hmm, I wonder why that is?

Checked St Mary’s church it seems to have lost its spire.

Later on, Andy will claim that the best man started it.

My father would say he and my mother weren’t arguing. They were having a discussion.

Totally off topic. To Eldo, Susan, rjm, and anyone I left out: Have an easy fast. G’mar Chatimah Tovah.