Her sign says “Sees all, knows all.” Nothing about telling all. It’s all about the money, just ask Miss Cleo if you can communicate with her spirit…
Some years ago a television medium and fortune teller and her husband divorced. My question was “if you’re such a good medium and can foretell the future, then why didn’t you see that coming and avoid it?”
Brutus, you shouldn’t be wasting your money on this fraud. Go home so Mother Gargle can tell you everything you need to know, about your future or otherwise (at no charge): "You’re hopeless! You’re a loser! You’ll never amount to anything! . . . "
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago
Don’t listen to her: she’s a charlatan!
C over 1 year ago
No need to pay, she just confirmed what she is
Wilde Bill over 1 year ago
They never tell you anything you don’t already know or, at least, suspect.
Ricky Bennett over 1 year ago
…“but doesn’t tell all”…
Baarorso over 1 year ago
I predict that if you do fork over the twenty clams she’ll say that you were dumb for doing that.;-D
GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago
What you don’t know can’t hurt you.
Zykoic over 1 year ago
Do you realize what “Slushka” means in Sebo-Croatian?!!
‘cause I don’t……
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well something like that worked for the Cumaean Sibyl
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Is good, for Madame Slushka!
Chris over 1 year ago
the born loser is also a born sucker… assuming he pays that is.
rhpii over 1 year ago
She should know better.
Just-me over 1 year ago
Her sign says “Sees all, knows all.” Nothing about telling all. It’s all about the money, just ask Miss Cleo if you can communicate with her spirit…
Some years ago a television medium and fortune teller and her husband divorced. My question was “if you’re such a good medium and can foretell the future, then why didn’t you see that coming and avoid it?”
mckeonfuneralhomebx over 1 year ago
A fool and his money are soon parted.
flemmingo over 1 year ago
Brutus hope the old battle axe will move across country. It doesn’t matter which country!
preacherman over 1 year ago
A scam artist at work. For her, Brutus is a good mark. He should be worth a few hundred dollars.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 1 year ago
sees all…….knows all……extorts all……laughs at the suckers. poor Brutus he’ll try anything for relief from losing
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
“What? What is it?”
“You just lost 20 bucks…”
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Only Brutus Thornapple would give Madame Slushka $20 dollars to find out that he is now out another $20.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
Madam Slushka knows Brutus is good for at least another $20!
heathcliff2 over 1 year ago
You are paying her to know what she sees. You don’t like or agree with it, create your own scheme and build your own booth.
hooglah over 1 year ago
I would know she’s not getting twenty bucks.
andersjg Premium Member over 1 year ago
“You have suffered a financial loss…”
bigplayray over 1 year ago
Shyster!
paranormal over 1 year ago
Pass and run Brutus!!!
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
Apparently she doesn’t see all. or she would have known he ain’t paying that.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
If it’s he’s going to have a bad day, don’t even bother. That’s most every day for him…..
Andrew Bosch Premium Member over 1 year ago
She certainly saw him coming!
Buckeye67 over 1 year ago
Since Brutus knows he’s the Born Loser, why would he want to pay $40.00 just to learn in advance of his next misadventure.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
Gazing through the mystical crystal ball reveals… your fly is open.
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
20 smackers for a fortune teller? next thing you know, brutus’ll be buying lottery tickets… ☺
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
Brutus, you shouldn’t be wasting your money on this fraud. Go home so Mother Gargle can tell you everything you need to know, about your future or otherwise (at no charge): "You’re hopeless! You’re a loser! You’ll never amount to anything! . . . "
edeloriea14 over 1 year ago
Another 20 bucks will foretell that Madame Slushka is a con artist.