One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for February 02, 2023

[Bridge]Isaac Newton underneath the apple tree(Apple tree, yeah)One hit him on the headHe said, “That must be gravity!”

Newton’s Law of Gravity says that every object in the Universe pulls on every other object. The bigger the object, the stronger the pull. But the greater the distance between the objects, the weaker the pull becomesCome back, Mary Jean!

[Verse 6]Don’t call me clumsy, don’t call me a foolWhen things fall down on me, I’m following the ruleThe rule that says that what goes up comes down, like meI’m a victim of down, down, down, down gravity

Yeah Joe a quicker way to get a failing grade.

Milled edges on coins to stop clipping.

Before Newton, everything just floated around!

So, Joe, how long do you plan on staying in the grade you’re currently in?

Joe will learn, most likely, that jumping to conclusions doesn’t always come up with correct answers.

As Penny on BBT learned, Fig Newtons were not named for the scientist but for a town in Massachusetts.

Too bad he didn’t have anything to do with that Project down in Latin America. You know “A man, a plan, a canal, Panama”… ☺

Here’s the tricky part…!

Newton’s Law: One fig per cookie!

Why did Newton feel that he had to explain everything…even gravity?

Quicker, but not as correct.

He invented the cat flap because he was tired of constantly opening the door for his cat to get to the other side.

Fig Newton- the unit of force required to accellerate a fig 1 meter/sec squared.