Eek! by Scott Nickel for September 30, 2022

He is a great salesman. He is an underwriter’s nightmare. Insurance isn’t designed to pay out when the insured signs the contract and before the first payment is cashed.

Yeah, Life just “Dies” with him!!!

Man, it just goes against my grain….that’s why I carry a scythe with me…

It’s all that shaking hands after getting the contract signed.

Oh, I don’t know. Just point a bony finger at them and end your pitch with “Or else!”…

I receive many solicitations in the mail for life Insurance, but when you read the fine print they don’t pay if you die soon after purchasing the policy. They will however return the premium that was paid in.

You’d think he would be the ideal salesman.

His day job is cutting into his night job.

He should be good at it — what’s a better incentive for buying life insurance than having the Grim Reaper show up at your door? And he can likely promise that he won’t be back around for a long time, since the insurance company would like to collect lots of premiums before having to pay out on a claim. But I suspect his heart (if he has one) just wasn’t in it.

Ya gotta find the niche you fit, Grim Reaper (and your name is a big hint)….