Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 16, 2022

I’d like to think that it’s a comedy in there — s/he has them in stitches.

Cue balls to screwballs, or sew it seams . . . .

Where the balls get their stitching!!!

Eevil mad scientist. Just waits till Ninja Sloth gets cha.

Beware. It’s a cruel game!

Brilliant, very clever.

Frankenballs.

If you think that’s bad, just wait until you see what MLB does to them!

That’s how ping pong balls become baseballs?

Ah my little pretties. Now you are ready for the big leagues!

Wait ’til the villagers come with their baseball bats.

Maybe its a deceased mad scientist?

Hmmm! Looks like foul play to me…

Hmm..the pitching hour.

So they go in, then come out as BASEBALLS?

That creature scared them so much, they’ve got wrinkles.

So clever.

It happens every October!

Why are they entering in the first place? …Eh, must be typical horror movie morons.

He couldn’t give them an exact amount for the surgery. It was just a baseball figure.

Well, they did go in, thinking they were going to have a ball.

Foul balls.

Igor, is that you?

I get the baseball references here in the comments, that they go in apparently unmarked and come out with stitches that make them look like baseballs. Other than that, I don’t get what’s going on or why it’s funny.

No clue.

This reminds me of Saw for some reason.