Mine just instructs the caller to recite their phone number slowly and carefully if they want a call back. Folks will leave slow, long winded messages and then zip thru their phone number at the end. Have to replay whole voicemail multiple times to get the phone number. Recite your phone number twice and say it S L O W!
My smartphone tells me if the incoming call is somebody already in my address book. If it’s not, I let it go. If it’s a real person who really needs to talk to me, they can leave me a voice mail, and I’ll get back to them. My wife is way beyond even that. She relies almost exclusively on text messaging.
An additional benefit of asynchronous communication is that you can deal with multiple interlocutors in batch mode, which is quite a challenge over the phone.
I would really like my message to say “The number you have reached has been disconnected. Hang up and don’t try again.” Unfortunately, there may be real emergencies that wouldn’t get through.
One of our friends has the message, “The woods are lovely, dark and deep, but I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep, so leave a message at the beep.”
C over 1 year ago
The full Monty
Zykoic over 1 year ago
Text to voice on the Internet works great.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 1 year ago
If I could, I would hire James Earl Jones to record my greeting.
adunano367 over 1 year ago
Don’t give up!
monya_43 over 1 year ago
No need to impress the telemarketers.
Jayalexander over 1 year ago
…if you leave your name and bank account number. I’ll get you.
e.groves over 1 year ago
I use the one that came with the phone.
artheaded1 over 1 year ago
Mine just instructs the caller to recite their phone number slowly and carefully if they want a call back. Folks will leave slow, long winded messages and then zip thru their phone number at the end. Have to replay whole voicemail multiple times to get the phone number. Recite your phone number twice and say it S L O W!
the lost wizard over 1 year ago
Let the robot leave the message. They’re all robocalls anyway. :)
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
My smartphone tells me if the incoming call is somebody already in my address book. If it’s not, I let it go. If it’s a real person who really needs to talk to me, they can leave me a voice mail, and I’ll get back to them. My wife is way beyond even that. She relies almost exclusively on text messaging.
An additional benefit of asynchronous communication is that you can deal with multiple interlocutors in batch mode, which is quite a challenge over the phone.
Impkins Premium Member over 1 year ago
This is gonna take him all week, isn’t it? :)
Csaw Backnforth over 1 year ago
I would really like my message to say “The number you have reached has been disconnected. Hang up and don’t try again.” Unfortunately, there may be real emergencies that wouldn’t get through.
schaefer jim over 1 year ago
As would I.
Dave Tring over 1 year ago
If he was still with us, Christopher Lee.
Dave Tring over 1 year ago
Or Vincent Price.
Billy Yank over 1 year ago
One of our friends has the message, “The woods are lovely, dark and deep, but I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep, so leave a message at the beep.”
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
For all that’s holy, E.B., buzz off! Let Monty get this wretched obsession out of his system. Let him finish, for all our sakes…..