Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for September 14, 2022

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    Jayalexander  over 1 year ago

    yo" mamama is SOOOOOO…FAT…..!!!!

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    KenTheCoffinDweller  over 1 year ago

    And in some cases the response would be “Your Right She Does and it if you don’t straighten up, Sgt Major Mama is going to put one of them so far up your behind it will be coming out your mouth.”

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Either of those is or could be a good enough insult depending on who or what they are insulting. A good cloud insult should include something as least vaguely relevant to clouds – maybe something like: “I can see right through you.”, “You’re just a big drip.”, or “You’re full of hot air.”

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    Ermine Notyours  over 1 year ago

    In Brittan: “Hey, you, get off of my cloud!”

    In Scotland: “Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe.”

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    Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Crocs with socks… RJ, just because you’re wearing them doesn’t make them cool.

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    That’s the lamest dozens joke that I have ever heard. I can think of ten that are much more cool.

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    gokar RLV  over 1 year ago

    Please just conjure up Yo Yo Ma. Now Bach to the sky.

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    Yakety Sax  over 1 year ago

    “Man — despite his artistic pretensions, his sophistication, and his many accomplishments — owes his existence to a six inch layer of topsoil and the fact that it rains.”

    Anonymous

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    ZarPaulus  over 1 year ago

    I think the “army boots” insult implies she borrowed them from her lovers.

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    Timothy Madigan Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Army boots can be practical. But never would i call them fashionable.

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    KEA  over 1 year ago

    Yesterday I saw Sherpa-lined Crocs. ?!?

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    CaveCat87  over 1 year ago

    Not like in the “Garbage Pail Kids” cartoon, with the Savage Stuart segment, when the titular Conan parody tries making a centaur mad by asking him if his mother wears army horseshoes.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 1 year ago

    I wonder if it’s racist for non-Black people to use “yo” like that.

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    schaefer jim  over 1 year ago

    Ouch Crocs with sock is down right hurt full.

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    Blood Faerie  over 1 year ago

    Yeah… my mom DID wear Army boots and d*mn proud….. :(

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    Seed_drill  over 1 year ago

    If Dr. Seuss were still alive he’d definitely write about Crocs with Socks.

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