Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 15, 2022

Alien there should’ve gone before he left on his intergalactic journey.

When Uranus says it’s time to go, don’t argue.

They were making so many Uranus jokes on the ship that it induced him to go, like running water.

Makes as much sense as that old ‘Take me to your leader line.’

To boldly go…

Is he trying to start a war by sending someone into that?

Lio’s good deed for the day!

Actually happened to the one who would become my Lady Wife. Was in Spain, didn’t speak the language, had an urgent need. Crossing legs, jumping up and down, got her pointed to a public “servicio.”

Any Port in a storm ….

He’s whizzing through space.

They’ve mastered interstellar travel but can’t put a toilet on the ship? Even the space shuttle has a pottie.

Considering some of the port-a-potties I have seen, that could be considered an act of war.

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Are we there yet?

The travelers lament, always.

Don’t know how they do it, but they got to have something like that on board their ships. OR maybe that’s why you never see children aliens because they would constantly bug their parents to pull over for bathroom breaks…

Putting knees together and grasping privates…the universal sign language!

Some of the purported UFO occupants have a single eye usually giants and they landed in Russia.

Bad case of interstellar Montezuma’s Revenge. I TOLD you not to drink the water on Uranus.

This is one of the reasons I dislike Port-a-potties.

Oh, that might explain so much…