Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 09, 2022

A-SEXUAL or ASS-EXUAL?

As sexual as what?

“Oh, I’ve dated all nationalities and religions! I love you, and truly hope you’ll be okay with me being ‘Callipygian.’”

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/callipygian

(I first saw the word “callipygous” in the novel, Catch-22.)

Is she grading on a curve? How many data points does she have?

Okay Abby….time for tutoring him up to the A level.

He simply does not appear to want to pokey her hokey

Well, Miss Snarky if that’s how you feel…..

I like big butts and I cannot lie…. Oh, did you mean Asexual?

Is there a Cliff Notes for Sex he can study?

LT AMOUR: I’m NOT saluting it just because you hung a little flag on it!

I hate to be the pedant who points out the “asexual” is a word, but “assexual” isn’t although apparently should be! (“Pedant” is also a real word and it’s not something weird, if your mind tends to that direction. It’s an extrememly small bicycle (pedal + ant).

Lucky fellow.

Not distracted by each and every female he encounters.

Oh wet, the rest of us will just have to pick up the slack.

Frank Frazetta?

The Frank Frazetta?!

Methinks there is one too many "S"s in Joe’s response … but it makes it funnier (to me, anyway). :)

C minus? Plenty of room for improvement. Ask for guidance.

Abby Amour was a Double D sexual.

maybe she’ll give him an A for effort…

She wants to trade a rejection for an erection

Did he mean “asexual” or did he mean that he only has anal sex?