Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 05, 2022

So can goldfish.

So that’s where comparing apples to oranges originated.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

What’s the walruses’ trick to not drown themselves to sleep?

Speaking of NYC and New Orange, better be careful who you vote for in 2024. Or, maybe New Orange will be the new name for the NYC jailhouse!

I looked it up and the New Orange renaming was done after New York briefly reverted back to Dutch control in the early 1670’s. It then returned to British control and went back to New York.

If they would have just waited their faces would have changed anyway with old age. What a bunch of dorks. Well, they would have also had to eat salads instead of lasagna. So.. nope.

Take care, may Orange Juice Is Not Liquid Candy lobbyist Stuart “Dentists And Insulin Makers Love Us Too” Scruplessord be with you, and gesundheit.

Sad when the comments are funnier than the “joke”. -;)

The guy in the first panel on the left – a relative of the Kardashians?

Named after the Prince of Orange, because NY was settled by the Dutch?

Why do safe crackers sand their fingers when fixing to open a safe?

Or-ange you glad they changed it.

I’ve heard that David Crosby can also sleep underwater

Prohibition was not long after WWI, when big advances were made in plastic surgery to reconstruct faces ruined in the war.

figures “New Orange” in the 17th century, but only if that area was under Dutch control

I guess that the primitive plastic surgery may have been the inspiration for the look of the gangsters in the old Dick Tracy comic strip.

The shafts holding the Walrus and orange jokes aren’t very well developed, but Walrus – Elephant – they both have tusks, right? Elephant jokes are more plentiful. Maybe this is close enough.

A lion was walking through a jungle, and asked a monkey, ’Who’s king of the jungle.’ ‘You are, sir!’ said the monkey.

The lion asked zebra, ’Who’s king of the jungle.’ ‘You are, sir!’ said the zebra.

When lion asked an elephant the elephant picked up the lion with his tusks and tossed him aside like a bag of trash.

‘Just because you don’t know the answer doesn’t mean you have to get mad,’ said the lion.

Those “fingerprint altering jobs” and so painful tha only an idiot would subject himself to them.

I remember a description

“The flesh on the fingertips is cut off to the bone.Then the fingers are grafted onto the chest,making the hands useless.

After some weeks,the fingers are surgically freed,supposedly leaving blank skin on “the new fingers”