Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 25, 2022

You would prefer that he sing ‘Cool Water’?

It was a lot better while I still had that horse with no name.

How about we catch that vulture and drink its blood for hydration?

But he is staying alive, unless you kill him for his singing.

OK, how about I sing: “Another One Bites The Dust?”

Is crawling across sand Dirty Dancing?

Hank Williams singing Cool Water.

Well, it’s working so far, isn’t it?

It’s not like the Beegees are there to sing it.

“Walking On The Sunny Side Of The Street”. Crawling on the sunny side of the dune? Sitting on the mirage of the bay?

♬…just like a Pollyanna… (if anyone gets this reference I will be shocked)

Then drop dead.

Even without the desert theme, that song can get very annoying…..

Isn’t that the idea?

hearing that song over and over is gonna be the death of him…

Some people just don’t appreciate a positive attitude.