FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 31, 2022

kids don’t want health food on Halloween… that’s for sure

Andy, Andy, Andy

A ton of candy plus fiber will make tomorrow interesting.

I wonder if, Andy and Mike du Jour are related ?

At least hand out mini boxes of raisins

Greed and ungratefulness.

Do you have any organic Snickers?

When I was a little kid they tried to get me to eat prunes and custard for school lunch dessert (this was in the UK). 70 years later and they still haven’t succeeded!

Kids got a point, Andi. I adore dried plums, but I didn’t develop a taste for them until well into adulthood.

Mike Du Jour has prunes today, also.

de la nuit pourrait être mieux based on the holloween setting

She’s so clueless.

Is Andy even human at all?!

I think Andy better stay up late tonight to make sure her windows aren’t soaped and house TPed . . .

Did they boo your tofoooo, too?

Somebody’s house will be getting egged and TP’d

Andy and Marty Wright would get along well.

It’s Halloween today

They’re not tootsie rolls, they’re tofu rolls.

if ever a household deserved tricks…

It’s a good thing she didn’t have a late bumper crop of Zucchini…

Andy’s obliviousness to how ridiculous her dietary obsessions are is remarkable.

Her house will probably be TPd

She should be giving out sweet potatoes and sugar beets.

Years ago, I got tired of seeing the suspicious looks that I got from parents on Halloween. After all, I was a male with long hair, so of course I’m the type of guy who would put razor blades or drugs into the candy, right?

So one year I got smart. I got felt-tip pens, so kids could be creative in the future. The parents all gushed over how great the idea was. The kids……not so much…..

Well… That’s sooooo Andy!

Oh I remember when my sister and I outgrew Halloween, our mom decided to go cheap, popped popcorn and bagged it, we handed that out, next morning picture window was soaped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZLkqYy-LvA

The soap, tp, and egg won’t be.

well,have fun repainting your house tomorrow, on the plus side you’ll have enough toilet paper to last you months

She needs professional help.

There’s always that one house. In your case Andy it’s yours.

Organically grown prunes, just right for rip off prices and organically “moving” you