Herman by Jim Unger for August 08, 2022

I want one

Do they come with seatbelts or parachutes?

Bhahahahahahaha!

Only Sheiks can afford the flying carpets.

We get camels and donkeys.

After prices come down for Tesla vehicles, SpaceX is perfected, and Twitter is fully acquired, Elon Musk has his eye on Flying Carpet technology. This is arumorthatijustmadeup, and you heard it here first … (—

You’d think by now that flying carpets would have seat belts installed as original equipment, but evidently NOT!

Arab in Glasgow shaking dust off his carpet at his front door, Jimmy calls to him “Fits the matter Abdul, will it nae start?”

Are air bags optional?

I mean by that logic Abdul still couldn’t use that thing………………………….wait, firebird gunner, opspecial, sammy snyder, kat and alfred brown, here’s another conspiracy theory. The Saudis have developed a flying carpet, however, OPEC has been squelching its release for half a century. ……………………………..ultra ammosexual, doesn’t believe in The Flying Carpet Scandal, however, he has contributed money to FLYCARPAC.

If everyone got a flying carpet, there wouldn’t be as much of a demand for oil.

Wouldn’t be long before the FAA required all owners to get a flying carpet pilot’s license.

They’re high almighty and lofty alright! Controlling oil prices and flow….along with OPEC…..

Qatar spent their oil money making the entire country run on renewables. Particularly important as they need desalinizers for the water supply

Some new electric flying carpets have 350 camel power

What I want to know is – How often, and how long does one need to shuffle their feet across the carpet to fully recharge it?

No idea what this is about or why it’s supposed to be funny.

Forget the Jetson’s flying car, let’s get these…….

Weaving through traffic.

Trying to ruin a lucrative set-up.