Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 18, 2022

Antsy fancy.

Might be time to wash them. Or change them.

I was accused of having that a lot as a kid, although the “diagnosis” was not from a medical professional. I should have asked for a 2nd opinion.

The anteater in Back to B.C. problem is having far-reaching effects throughout the entire GoComics ecosystem.

It’s better than having cranial r-e-c-t-u-m insertion.

Eliminate the problem: Change from trousers to traditional Scottish highlander garb – those ants will be kilt.

i’ve often been diagnosed with chiroptera berefredus…

I had a serious case of that as a school boy. Now I have “slug in the pants” (sitting to much!)

And he needs to dance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWo9SNvaJZU

sounds like a knee jerk diagnosis.

That’s been going around lately.

RAAAAIIIID

Do ants in the pants cause itchy bottomous?