Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 04, 2022

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Do people still remember those old ice cube trays?

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    Wilde Bill  over 1 year ago

    I still have ice trays like that, but I don’t use them. They take up too much space in the freezer.

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    jasonsnakelover  over 1 year ago

    So are you gonna be performing with Chubby Checker?

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    I think I must be missing something here…why does it matter to ice cubes?

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    distortion  over 1 year ago

    Same as it ever was…

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    Darryl Heine  over 1 year ago

    A twister in ice cubes???

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    cold one

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    PaulAbbott2  over 1 year ago

    I don’t think we’re in the freezer anymore, Toto

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    Copy-&-Paste  over 1 year ago

    COOL..!!!

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    mrsdonaldson  over 1 year ago

    LOL

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    GreenT267  over 1 year ago

    One of the classic scenes in the 1993 movie “Independence Day” is when Jeff Goldblum, who is the environmentalist-save-the-planet character, opens the refrigerator freezer compartment, pulls out the ice cube tray, sees that it is empty, puts it back in and slams the door.

    That was the big problem with ice cube trays — only one person in our house ever figured out how to fill them.

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    Potamus  over 1 year ago

    Aunty Em! Uncle Henry! Toto! It’s a twister! It’s a twister!

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    Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Little know fact. This was actually a scene from the movie AIRPLANE, that got left on the cutting room floor.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    The ones with the handle worked marvelous!

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 1 year ago

    I love Mr. Parisi’s twisted sense of humor.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Such a delightful double entendre.

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    manowarrior  over 1 year ago

    Looks like only 1 casualty.

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    tinstar  over 1 year ago

    A hint for iced coffee…. put coffee into one of those trays, and freeze it. Use the coffee cubes, instead of regular ice, so when it melts, you won’t water-down the coffee.

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